Poison from The TFMA Franchise is pointless.
by Vitamin's Lost Brother December 11, 2022
An Apple property discovered by Jeon Jungkook in the VLive comments. Don’t worry, even if you eat it, you will be alright…..ONLY……only if you’re JK
Jk: “Night apple is……”
*furiously searches Papago for the right word*
Jk: “Poison!”
Jk: “Night apple is poison apple……but…I’m ok…because……………………I’m JK ✨”
*furiously searches Papago for the right word*
Jk: “Poison!”
Jk: “Night apple is poison apple……but…I’m ok…because……………………I’m JK ✨”
by that apple March 12, 2023
by Olivia p. March 18, 2008
The process of entering a dodgy eatery and deliberately ingesting food that has clearly been contaminated by being spat on, having flies sit on the meat for extended periods of time and being left in a bain-marie for the better part of a week. It would be less painful eating rotten road kill from the center of the desert, infected with Malaria. The specific reason for doing this to yourself, and causing all this pain to oneself, is to simply get out of work. Bosses the world over hear many excuses from their employees, but intentional food poisoning, is the number one cause of "employee away on Monday again" disease. Employees suffering from this illness should be taken from their place of residence and shipped to a small island inhabited by cannibals and eaten so they understand what it feels like to give someone intentional food poisoning.
Not in again today? Intentional food poisoning again is it?
Did you hear about <insert hated workmate name here>? He gave him/herself intentional food poisoning
Intentional food poisoning is the number one cause of diabetes in fat cunts who dont want to work
If you think you have intentional food poisoning, then you should be dragged out and molested by a rabid pack of panthers on heat.
Did you hear about <insert hated workmate name here>? He gave him/herself intentional food poisoning
Intentional food poisoning is the number one cause of diabetes in fat cunts who dont want to work
If you think you have intentional food poisoning, then you should be dragged out and molested by a rabid pack of panthers on heat.
by honneamise December 02, 2018
Poison Dagger Fish Hook is when youy doin somone the dog position and finger there ass getting it dirty and Hook that finger in the corner of there Mouth . Getting the wILD RIDE
by FleshDevice October 17, 2010
Irony Poisoning - Dying from or being injured, maimed, impaired or otherwise abhorrent to the constant homogeneous barrage of irony this life is.
The Irony Poisoning of the situation was, he would have tried help; but no matter how hard he had in the past , he somehow always became the villain .
by Bad Omen June 17, 2021
by ElectricDragon80000V January 03, 2018