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pumpkin bandit

The act of stealing ones pumpkin, smashing it, and then returning it to its rightful owner in the same spot where it was stolen from. One must then remain anonymous of the act that has been committed.
The pumpkin was stole from her desk, smashed, and returned. It must have been the pumpkin bandit.
by pmkinbandito October 21, 2010
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Pumpkin 2.0

An invention by a fictional character known as "Yellow Face" engineered for "the best Jack-o-lantern experience"
Pumpkin 2.0 is very pumpkiny. I mean, pumpconic
by AnonymousP134$3 December 21, 2020
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Creamy Pumpkin

When you make a girl come using the same tool you scoop pumpkin seeds from Jack-O-Lantern with.
Yoo when the power was out last week dis girl was tryin to jack my lantern so I slipped her a roofie and gave her a creamy pumpkin.
by juicedizzle November 8, 2011
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pumpkin greed

(noun) The insatiable craving to find the biggest pumpkin in the lot, following the motto "bigger is better", when shopping for a pumpkin to make into a jack-o-lantern; The rapid scramble to compete with other customers and snatch up the biggest pumpkin in the lot before someone else spots it.
When we went picking pumpkins at the pumpkin patch yesterday, I developed a bad case of pumpkin greed, rabidly and anxiously making sure nobody else found a bigger pumpkin than I.

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Although my pumpkin was weighed to be a whopping 30 pounds, my pumpkin greed was not satisfied...so I strived to find one even bigger.

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Becca, why do you always have to grab the biggest pumpkin in the lot? You have a bad case of pumpkin greed and it hurts my back when I'm always the one stuck carrying the giant pumpkin out!
by Beetle Becca January 22, 2009
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Blumpkin Pumpkin

A term of endearment for those who are willing or enjoy giving blumpkins.
by Godd'm March 5, 2019
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pumpkin sex

when a guy carves a hole into a pumpkin, then he puts his penis in and out of the hole until he jizzes.
Jack had pumpkin sex last night and the jizz was over-flowing.
by MissssssUnderStooood October 24, 2009
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