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School police

The police that rides down the halls in a Segway and acts like a cheerleader. If there’s a school shooting this guy ain’t gonna do crap.
by Dum/Dum September 12, 2021
mugGet the School policemug.

Gamer Police

A group of moderators who really need to do their job
Wow, these Gamer Police really need to mute that guy for micspamming constantly
by SparklingMilotic December 16, 2017
mugGet the Gamer Policemug.

Police Zoomer

A Twitter person who digs up some stuff From a guy or girl to want an apology and to educate them.
Police Zoomer: Omg fitz said the r slur to himself!

Guy: Leave Twitter.
by Levinity March 31, 2021
mugGet the Police Zoomermug.

Joke Police

One who determines whether a other person's joke is a joke depending on how offensive the joke is. This is similar to a Schrodinger’s douchebag—one who determines if the joke they made is a joke or not based on the reaction of other; however, the main difference between Joke Police and Schrodinger’s douchebag stems from who is determining if the joke is a joke and the factors of what makes the joke a joke.

Members of the Joke Police Force tend to forget that no topics are excluded under the definition of satire, thus anything can be made into a joke. Even if nothing is excluded from satire, Joke Police still undergo recusatio satyra.

People within the Joke Police Force tend to make whatever cause the were fighting for by refusing the joke look worse than they really are, thus undermining the effect of any attempt to solve whatever they were fighting for. Sometimes this begs the question: "Why are the joke police targeting jokes rather than the actual issues they're fighting for?" To this day, this question has yet to be answered.

The Joke Police can be easily found on various social medias, notably Twitter and past Tumblr.
Person A: "What happens when person walks into a wall?"
Person B: "What?"
A: "Their nose breaks!"
B: *laughs
Person C: "You can't say that! That's offensive to person"
A: "It's a joke."

C: "That's not a joke!"

A: "Ok, Joke Police"
by YesIAmPissedOff August 10, 2022
mugGet the Joke Policemug.

police lover

someone who is a teacher's pet but a police's pet
cody ratted on joe he is such a police lover
by sofi LOOOOOOOOL December 17, 2018
mugGet the police lovermug.

police brutality

This is probably what should happen whenever Joe is anywhere in public.
police man: It's Joe! get 'em, boys!
(police brutality ensues)
by theCheesenOne May 31, 2022
mugGet the police brutalitymug.

police explorers

Kids that most likely aspire to be cops getting to basically role-play as cops with cops teaching them what to do. Many of the kids in these programs wear thin blue line merch.
The cops are in lunch lunch room recruiting for police explorers.
by graduallyhealing December 24, 2019
mugGet the police explorersmug.

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