A certification given to posts on social media that act as if they’re going to garner support, but simply do not.
by brobgonal April 21, 2022
Get the certified flopmug. by Robin B. August 12, 2011
Get the full flopmug. In an office setting, coffee generally comes in little "sacks" of grounds that are proportioned to fill one pot. When one person puts in one package of coffee, he is said to have flopped a sack. Therefore, making coffee at work is to "flop a sack."
I went to the kitchen area and there was no more coffee left in the pot; therefore, I decided to flop a sack.
by officerat July 13, 2009
Get the flop a sackmug. When a man takes his dick and smacks it against a woman’s face while screaming, “Where’s the lamb sauce” in Gordon Ramsey’s voice
by Shrhsuwhdhr May 4, 2021
Get the Ramsey flopmug. Term used to describe a situation where a man fails to sustain a pre-existing erection. Often applied to instances where sex was imminent but did not occur as a result of the flopped straight.
Mike was so horny after making out with his girlfriend for three hours, but when she took her panties off and he finally realized he was about to lose his virginity, he got so nervous that he wound up flopping a straight, much to her dismay.
by Chonky December 9, 2008
Get the Flopping a straightmug. last night my cum hit me in the eye, must've been a cumflop.
simon: oi mark what happened to your eye.
mark: nothing just the wife sucked me off then my dick hit my belly button
simon: ah mark, that my friend is a cum flop.
simon: oi mark what happened to your eye.
mark: nothing just the wife sucked me off then my dick hit my belly button
simon: ah mark, that my friend is a cum flop.
by cumflop_salami_sandwich August 30, 2018
Get the cum flopmug. by Not augie April 18, 2017
Get the Flop fuckmug.