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Flat roofer

Traditionally a pub with a flat roof. A ‘shit pub’ . A popular place for gammons to congregate and a breeding ground for EDL.
Fancy a pint? Yeah alright there’s a flat roofer round the corner.
by FlatsSince92 December 15, 2021
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The "Salt Flats"

The extreme dehydration and/or thirsty feeling you get after a meal with excessive amounts of salt and/or sodium. Similar, but not related to the "meat sweats".
The "salt flats" ~ noun

After eating a whole order of orange chicken AND pork fried rice, Curtis was 'bound to hit the salt flats hard.
by MiGKomPressoR January 10, 2011
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flat stackables

Martha look at all these flat stackables. I'm a gunna buy me a right nice double wide trailer. -jeb
by woody May 25, 2003
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flat hill

The hardest part of the task is complete and you're able to easily continue on.

ie. smooth sailing
Brendan: You seem pretty busy today.
Alice: Yeah, but this is the most work I'll do all week. After this, it's all flat hill from here.
by pendocsurg May 26, 2018
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Flat Stench

The stench that occurs when visiting the unwashed abode of someone who lives in there own filth. The smell will most likely stick to your clothes and a shower is definitely in required to eliminate the smell. (Deemed flat stench as it is most common in small stuffy flats with terrible airflow)
Saul: It stinks in here.
Callum: Its the Flat Stench.
Saul: I can never get this out Yeah, I've already washed my converse shirt like 7 times it's putrid intoxicating wank is almost impossible to evade
by UrbanNigtionary June 17, 2016
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flat stan

A person who looks like the character from the book flat stanley. An example would be Adam Brodowski
by Gberg42 March 14, 2014
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flat bitch

Damn! Look at that flat bitch, she's got no brests at all!
by Stoog March 16, 2003
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