walk the dog

To engage in the act of smoking methamphetamine. The term is documented to have originated from University Place or U.P. in Washington state. Most commonly used when a person or group of friends are about to partake in the action of smoking meth. Where as they must find an excuse or reason to leave their current " chilling " situation so no one knows what they are going to go do.

Hey man, I could go for another pick me up right now because I don't have the energy to pull another motor. Just go tell " them " that we're going to go walk the dog and we'll be right back.

walk the dog by PezoCon January 6, 2008

digger the dog 

n., a dog that is not a dog but a lifeless toy. An imaginary friend created by a corporation. False hope. A sign of your dependency.

Digger the dog
Digger he walks with you when you explore
Just pull his leash
And go for a walk
He's your dog for sure

digger the dog by roger the fabricator February 13, 2004

Fussing the dog 

A term for masturbation

What did you do last night? Not much just stopped at home fussing the dog

Fussing the dog by Dave alsop November 15, 2007

wag the dog 

To cause a desired result by means other than the obvious or rational method. Imagine you want a dog to wag it's tail. You should make the dog happy, and the tail will wag. If you can't or won't make the dog happy, you can get the tail to wag by "wagging the dog".

When the college saw that black students were failing Calculus at a disproportionately high rate to their enrollment, they decided to wag the dog by making the tests less difficult.

wag the dog by Crack-boy November 26, 2007

runnin' the dog

Banging a chick doggie-style while standing upright and pulling her hair like a dog on a leash.
Bill: "Did you get any last night"?

Ted: "Yeah, I was runnin' the dog all night long!"
Source: wddamf, New Orleans

runnin' the dog by wddamf June 27, 2007

charlie the dog

A non stop annoying biting butthole

That little a-hole is such a Charlie the dog

charlie the dog by Ballet dancer113 April 6, 2017

Feeding the Dog 

The act of inserting dry dog food into the foreskin of a penis and "chewing" it by pushing the foreskin backwards and forwards repeatedly.

Mom: Eric, what are you doing out there?
Eric: I am just feeding the dog, mom.

Feeding the Dog by Squidward666 April 24, 2018