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captain upper decker

One takes a shit in the top tank of a toilet and waits for another person to flush the toilet and watches as the water is a constant brown mess
Someone must have captain upper deckered me, cause i flushed the toilet and shit continued to flow and wouldn't go away
by TheSlippyWaffle April 13, 2015
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Deckered VPUB

When Eric changes his background when he joins a cult in hopes of a handjob.
I can't believe you joined that group in hopes to get Deckered VPUB.
by Butt-Fer3000 March 11, 2022
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Double-decker

To fold ones erection back on itself then reinsert to continue coitus.
I totally double-deckered my girlfriend/boyfriend last night.
by Stephan Noir February 4, 2021
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Triple Decker Pecker Tower

Sex move: when three men are having a threesome and the guy on the bottom is giving anal, the guy in the middle is receiving AND giving anal, and the guy on top is getting anal while his dick/her strap-on flops about like an epileptic fish.
“Jerry, we’re gonna do a Triple Decker Pecker Tower later, you want in? If so you’re taking top
by Diddychimken December 27, 2019
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Double Decker

A Double Decker is the action of one removing the top of a toilet, and proceeding to take the actual fastest shit in the top toilet, and leaving it floating like the fucking Titanic.
Double Decker are usually meant to either torment or assert dominance by defecating inside of the toilet.
My friend always asks to use the bathroom, every-time I say “ Don’t shit in the top of my toilet”.
Then he says “I’m not going to”.

Then he Double Deckers me, and I find it a week later because my bathroom develops the most malevolent smell.
by Djent Bro! April 5, 2022
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Decker

A Decker is a ginger-haired person with a simple comb-over.
This person is loving, forgiving, and cool for the most part.
Back in school, a Decker would study little, but still somehow manage to get almost straight A’s.

A Decker lets few people into their heart. But those people are the most loyal, trustworthy, and funny friends a person could ever have.
Dude, this Decker Guy is so cool!”
by xX_Boss_Xx November 30, 2017
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Upper Decker

When a phish show is so bad, someone jumps from the top tier head first into the audience.
"Brah, are they playing gotta jiboo again? Gawd I'm gonna smoke some sourD then take an Upper Decker'
by MomoDanceSkunkPusky October 18, 2021
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