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Cuban Missile Crisis

When an individual of Cuban descent makes their partner experience multiple back to back intense orgasms in the span of a minute.

You want me to give you a Cuban Missile Crisis you naughty girl...

by Castro's Pet Duck October 26, 2017

When you have to give mouth to mouth/ CPR to your drunk bestie

by Mombudsman May 27, 2022

when you remove the down stem from your bong and smoke the resin inside like a cigar

Person 1: fuck, we forgot to get weed!
Person 2: it’s alright we can Cuban barbecue the clogged down stem.

by Goagil February 19, 2020

The film so shit that if your friend recommends you watch it, you know they’ve clearly lost their mind.

Friend: Dude, you should totally watch Cuban Fury. You will laugh you’re arse off. It’s hilarious!

You: 😬

by TheBotches April 4, 2021

When you have to take a nasty crap immediately after showering. Must occur before grabbing the dying towel.

I heard those US diplomats all had Cuban Mudslides after those sonic attacks at their embassy.

by [NDC]Octane December 1, 2019