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Testicle Tightners

Pants that fit so tight they tighten the testicles and cause the specimen to walk funny.
Damn look at him wearing them testicle tightners!
by A. P November 13, 2005
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testicles

1. Two walnut-sized coils of tubing inside the scrotum containing the reproductive fluid of a male, semen.

2. An ancient greek hero.
1. I masturbated last night and emptied my testicles.

2. I heard that Testicles was even better than Hercules.
by Cockslanger January 11, 2004
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testicle lockbox

A figurative device, in which a woman hold's a man's manhood, preventing him from acting as per his natural state. Implicit in this arrangement is that the woman has means of reprisal against the man, and should he misbehave, grave consequences await. Most commonly used to describe arrangements in spousal or significant-other relationships, but can also be used in other scenarios where a woman has power over a man, and he must accede to her demands or face consequences. Often abbreviated, just 'TLB', especially when used in polite company.

The word is only correctly used if the man feels emasculated as a result - it does not cover all situations where a woman has authority over a man. A female boss who just threatens to fire a guy would not have him in a testicle lockbox if he feels machismo because of it.

In the late 90's, perhaps the genesis of the term, it was used to describe the arrangement Hillary Clinton had come to with Bill Clinton after the Monica Lewinsky scandal erupted.
Q: Joe, you wanna go bowling tonight?
A: Naw, man, my old lady, she don't want me being out late.
Q: She's totally got you in a testicle lockbox.
A: Shuddup.
by ClimbingTheLog August 21, 2007
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Cleavage-tastic Day

1. A day that is filled with so much cleavage and/or of such great quality, that the entire quality of the day is increased. Usually for guys only.

2. Day in which you see down the shirt of your crushes blouse for the first time and is so great that the quality of the day is increased. Again, usually for guys.
1. Joe: "Man, my day sucked!"

Steve: "Mine would have been shity, but I had a Cleavage-tastic Day! I saw down Jessica Alba's shirt!"

2. Joe: "Dude, I had a Cleavage-tastic Day!"

Steve: "Really!?! You saw down Cindi's shirt?"

Joe: "Yes I did Steve, Yes I did".
by Dr. Awesome-BatCow December 9, 2008
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tastic

What over enthusiastic people put down at the end of a word, when it's referring to something really good. Tastic is actually fantastic but with the fan cut out. Instead of great sex it's Sextastic.
Sports Fan-"Oh my god I just discovered this new game called Football it's a great sport!"

Over Enthusiastic Sports Fan-"It's not a great sport it's sportastic!"
by fireyph3onix December 19, 2008
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testical tar

another name for gizz or sperm
did you see drews pants? he had remains of testical tar everywhere
by K.P. April 27, 2006
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testikill

In video gaming, the act of killing one's enemy using a fatal attack to their testicles.
Joe: DUDE! You just shot that terrorist in the balls!
Jamie: Chalk up another testikill!
by j loh August 31, 2007
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