North Atlantic Terrorist Organization

The largest terror group in the world, it has destroyed many third world countries during and post cold war. Its main goal is spreading imperialism as it is the most important American/Western interest.

"What does NATO stand for? Wrong answers only."
"North Atlantic Terrorist Organization."
"I said wrong answers only, North Atlantic Terrorist Organization is the largest terror group in the world."

by nar_nn August 13, 2022

Facebook Terrorist

n.) a person who blows up facebook with constant wallpost, statuses, comments, etc.

Girl 1: This girl and her friend blow up facebook like its their job.
Girl 2: They're facebook terrorists. Omg.

by Niggawhoknowspeopleandthings August 18, 2011

terrorist cuddling

The act of sneaking up on someone and jumping on them to cuddle without them expecting it

She spent the entire afternoon silently maneuvering behind him, formulating a battle strategy, only to materialize from behind the couch and leap into cuddle position. It was a move straight from the terrorist cuddling handbook.

by UhhhOhNo July 12, 2012

Reverse terrorist

A person that alleges to be a Canada advocate but does the exact opposite. Some lame douchbag sitting on the couch that does not comprehend the overall system.

That guy says he's Canadian but he lives in the US. what a reverse terrorist !!!!

by Ramboonetwothreeandfour February 25, 2010

LRAD terrorist

Someone that uses a long-range acoustic device to beam pre-recorded dialogue at target people. Sets volume to low to avoid detection. Usually sponsored by either USA, China, or Russia government. Always claims to be Muslim when caught in the act.

"I cannot believe I got paid 2 million dollars to be an LRAD terrorist to all these people. I'm glad for this kind of support. All these people are going to be broke schizophrenics by the time I'm done. And then the government will think that I'm the only loyal one and kill all of them by firing squad. I would never openly tell anyone that I am an LRAD terrorist though."

by fangedWu March 9, 2025

dick terrorist

An individual who attacks penises for their own political/social gain

Did you see that midget headbutt Chad in the nuts?

Yea what a dick terrorist.

by Kakaaaaa91 January 28, 2019

Blinker terrorist

A blinker terrorist is someone who utilizes fear and violence, often through the excessive or inappropriate use of their turn signal, to intimidate or control others on the road while driving.

1: The only way to drive in 2024 is to fully adopted and embrace the ideology of being a blinker terrorist.

2: Driving became so much easier once I became a blinker terrorist.

by Harold McDougalson February 10, 2024