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Connection Terminated

Connection Terminated is copypasta the originated from FNaF Pizzeria Simulator. It’s a joke consisting of people posting it at random as it’s an unusually long speech for a game. The actual copypasta goes as follows; “Connection terminated. I’m sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember
that name, But I'm afraid you've been
misinformed. You are not here to receive a
gift, nor have you been called here by the
individual you assume, although, you have
indeed been called. You have all been called
here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells,
misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with
no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even
realize that you are trapped. Your lust for
blood has driven you in endless circles,
chasing the cries of children in some unseen
chamber, always seeming so near, yet
somehow out of reach, but you will never
find them. None of you will. This is where
your story ends. And to you, my brave
volunteer, who somehow found this job
listing not intended for you, although there
was a way out planned for you, I have a
feeling that's not what you want. I have a
feeling that you are right where you want to
be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This
place will not be remembered, and the
memory of everything that started this can
finally begin to fade away. As the agony of

every tragedy should. And to you monsters
trapped in the corridors, be still and give up…” And so on.
“Hey dude, how have you been?”
“Connection terminated. I’m sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember
that name, But I'm afraid you've been
misinformed. You are not here to receive a
gift, nor have you been called here by the
individual you assume, although, you have
indeed been called. You have all been called
here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells,
misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with
no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even
realize that you are trapped. Your lust for
blood has driven you in endless circles,
chasing the cries of children in some unseen
chamber, always seeming so near, yet
somehow out of reach, but you will never
find them. None of you will. This is where
your story ends. And to you, my brave
volunteer, who somehow found this job
listing not intended for you, although there
was a way out planned for you, I have a
feeling that's not what you want..”
by Tototomato August 21, 2022
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teaming

A slang term for a two-person circlejerk.

Since two people cannot form a circle it is fake. The gayness is self-explanatory.

The definition is commonly applied to network equipment running poorly-implemented proprietary microcode that intermittently re-routes outbound traffic to the loopback adapter, leading to instability and data loss.
Did you un-team the Ethernet ports on the VMA-AS2 appliance? Software teaming is both fake and gay
by Ass potato November 13, 2018
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Tag Teaming

When both parties of a traditional relationship have side pieces and are friendly with one another.
My girls side piece and I are tag teaming this weekend so I can take my side out without her getting jealous. She won't even care that I'm taking my side to her favorite restaurant!
by ChBbaine December 22, 2019
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Teamiseration

An English word referring to the moment where one lifts a cup of tea to ones mouth expecting a refreshing slurp of tea only to find the cup is empty.
I went to take a drink from my cup of tea, only to find I had none, the feeling of teamiseration was so immense and final
by Zombie_rick May 18, 2009
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gangsta-terminologist

A person who takes particular interest in the vocabular of so called Gangsta Rap
"Fo' shizzle my bad self is down wid da Gangsta Vibes. I know all dat shit. I'm a Gangsta-Terminologist
by Lil' Paulizzle January 29, 2005
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terminal blue

The fast decline to oblivion though a life of hedonism, usually with excessive drug use. A beautiful blue flame burn out.
As described by chemlab's Vera Blue.

......
"Queen of the Loud
with sultry wire legs and a digi-steel frame,
hooked on the hiss of the butane flame
she's terminal blue (repeat)"
.....
by Vail-Nocturne April 16, 2008
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Terminal Blue Balls

What happens when the TSA finishes their screening process a little too soon and send you on your way.
Billy was getting deep cavity searched by the TSA but they sent him along with Terminal Blue Balls.
by Studpuffin March 23, 2011
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