Tessellation

The sexual act where the woman wears a strap-on and anally penetrates her male partner.

Dude, I found out Sally's into tessellation. I don't think my virgin asshole can take it.

by Itsturtletime August 3, 2009

Photo tease

When someone is really good lookin' in pictures, but when seen in real life is a disappointment.

Girl 1: So I was looking at Bill's facebook photos last night and I thought damn that man is GOOD LOOKIN' but then I saw him at the bar last night and boy was I wrong.

Girl 2: I know right, what a photo tease.

by This is TRACY March 3, 2010

Teamelee

In most Xbox Live First Person Shooters, usually Halo 2 and 3, a teamelee is twice as humiliating than a teabag. A teamelee is a combination of a meleeing a dead body and teabagging it, which is a up-and-down crouch motion on a dead body. This has also been sighted in Call of Duty 3 and 4.

I got teamelee'd the other night on a game of Halo 3.

by CrazyPerson.... January 10, 2008

Tenselexia

A disease that causes the infected to constantly use the wrong tense in regular speech. Common amidst amateur writers and professional doucheflagons.

Bob: "So yesterday this girl has this shirt that says 'Sluttastic' on it bro
Bill: You're a retarded person, Bob. I think you have tenselexia.
Bob: No i'm doesn't..
Bill: ...
Bob: ...

by Dr-Octagon June 18, 2008

tessellater

One who tessellates - makes mosaics with small pieces which may be tiles, pebbles, sand, uniform or irregular shaped materials, or virtual objects like pixels.

Early digital artists (as in computer game design) were tessellaters, working right at the pixel level, rather than drafting with vectors or painting with complex semi-transparent brushes or constructing 3D forms which are increasingly common.

by Old Game Design Pro August 11, 2010

Teaseday

Thursday, the day that hold all the hopes and dreams of friday, just one day too early.

Hey bro, teaseday sucks, I just wish it was friday.

by BigMacDaddy69 October 7, 2010

Tease Sneeze

When you have a sneeze coming and, like a tease, it decides not to just before it happens.

Hold up, gotta sneeze. Ah.. AH- ...God damn Tease Sneeze!

by Tajdæ July 9, 2016