spam sword

Trusty sword weilded by the spam pirate known as sir spam

man: i-its the spam sword! run!!

sir spam: *faints onto ground and doesnt move for a full 3 hours*

by wild_wolf_cub February 16, 2004

bears with swords

the phrase you repeat mindlessly when you are really really tired

Bears with swords, bears with swords, bears with swords...

by Heidi April 25, 2004

pen0r sword

a sword made by insaneidiot432 out of just0rz's pen0r.

Just0rz: *Gets his 8454564564561561894894121651516848452169854 foot long pen0r out*
insaneidiot432: *axes it*
Just0rz: AHH
Just0rz: FUCK

by insaneidiot432 August 2, 2004

Dueling Swords

An uncommon male bonding activity where two men take a wee in the same John. It is an inherently risky activity, because a man risks feeling emasculated in the case that swords clash. This activity was shown in the movie Step Brothers.

Guy 1: Dude, you wanna do dueling swords?
Guy 2: Dude, you wanna get the hell out of here?

by sworddueler99 July 7, 2010

Wooden Sword

1. The most powerful weapon in the world, obtained by an old man in Legend Of Zelda.

2. The Penis.

1. It's dangerous to go alone! take this!

2. I played with his wooden sword last night.

by Projectsonic September 22, 2009

Minecraft sword

The minecraft sword is when you use viagra to grow your penis extremely long and fuck your girlfriend till she bleeds and when someone asks what happened you say "i gave my girlfriend the minecraft sword"

"Hey baby"

"Hi darling want to get the minecraft sword tonight?"
"Sure thing baby!"

by hahahahahahora132 December 20, 2020

Sword fight

Where two males grab their 9 inch swords and touch them together until they cum in each other's eyeballs, when this is achieved they proceed to enjoy anal x

"Oh yeah did you see Sam and Ellis have a sword fight!'

by Bigpenismason March 6, 2017