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Knee slapper

adverb. A term used to describe a dumb-ass joke. Its inception was the result of someone noticing their friend slapping their thigh/knee when a joke was told. It's an official "knee slapper" when the person laughing sqints their eyes, slaps their knee, and can barely speak due the amount of laughimg taking place. This definition is considered a "knee slapper".
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-knee slapper
by MegDar September 20, 2009
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slapper

A slapper is a girl or woman that in earlier era's would have been called a nymphomaniac. The true slapper would shag anyone and anything if it just meant she could satisfy the craving for sexual fulfilment for 10 minutes. The word is used as an insult and a reminder that the woman is the type that loves a big pair of balls slapping against her arse - hence the term "slap and tickle" - a slapper is a woman that likes a lot of slap and tickle
What a fuckin slapper tho man, I bet she likes a good thick end up the knicker leg.
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Eh mate she's a right slapper - you wear some protection and while youre on the job give her one for me cuz I wouldnt touch her with a barge pole - just stop and say "by the way this ones for steve"

seen as a trendy pub name
"The slappers arse"
by frosty the kebab shop owner January 3, 2008
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Swapped

Having mass muscle. The definition of what a man should be.
"Damn, that 270 lb. guy is SWAPPED."
by boomshanequa March 22, 2007
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Cock Snapper

Woman who loves to snap a cock during sex.
Tarryn's a real Cock Snapper, she snapped Grants cock and just kept going like nothing happened with a wild look in her eyes.
by Joshuaq January 2, 2009
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snapper slappers

when a guy's balls hit a chick's pussy during doggie style
Tom's snapper slappers were sore after hittin' it doggie style with Carrie for hours.
by Dixon Cider March 8, 2009
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Snapper Punch

The sexual act of punching a woman in her "snapper" commonly known as vagina.
Mike doesn't just finger his women, he snapper punches them. I don't know why girls like being fist punched hard in their snapper.
by ohletsdoit October 20, 2010
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swapped yoshi's

Swapped yoshi's is intentionally giving someone a STD, but unintentionally receiving one.
I was planning on giving my ex my herpes, but instead we swapped yoshi's and I got AIDs.
by Apartment 5935 January 18, 2011
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