This is when the drunk girl at the party or just a lazy chick doesn't wipe her anus correctly and leaves poop on it. She pulls up her thongs and proceeds to go about her night. When the boyfriend pulls them off later and sees her crap strap. Total turn off, unless he is just as gross!
Brandon: Wow last night I was so horny I got my girl to the bedroom and I pulled her thong off, it was supposed to be a white one but all i saw was a brown streak, total Crap Strap!!!
Nick: Oh man that girl is nasty huh?
Brandon: Ehhh whatever man, I still got some. I just made fun of her the next morning and handed her a pack of baby wipes!
Nick: Oh man that girl is nasty huh?
Brandon: Ehhh whatever man, I still got some. I just made fun of her the next morning and handed her a pack of baby wipes!
by Rainbows in my Eyes June 07, 2010
Kurt: I really don't want to jump in that pool, its dirty.
Johnny: Strap your dick on and do it.
Kyle: Yeah show them you're not a pussy.
Kurt: Goddammit
Johnny: Strap your dick on and do it.
Kyle: Yeah show them you're not a pussy.
Kurt: Goddammit
by Johnny S, February 06, 2008
Often found in SUVs. If the driver is going too fast, you will grab for the oh crap strap for stability.
See also oh shit handle.
See also oh shit handle.
Jess started accelerating before we got to the bump so I grabbed the oh crap strap and kissed my ass good-bye. We flew through the fucking air at 70 mph!
by renegadeblack June 01, 2009
by loveyagirl January 21, 2014
A beadwork ball-strap is a beaded leather strap that a guy wears around his sac-de noix to pull his nut-sack away from his body, thereby prolonging the time it takes to have a beadwork ball-stap-gasm.
Matt bought me a beadwork ball-strap and wants me to wear it sometimes so I don't cum too soon when he's fucking my asshole and rubbing my p-spot!
by USAF Cadet February 07, 2021