Gerbil stain

When you shoot a gerbil out of your ass and it hits something and leaves a poop stain.

Listen bro I’m sick of you leaving a gerbil stain all over my adult diapers

by Gerbilicous6969 May 13, 2018

death stain

Stains left in toilet bowl after defication

Damn Jackie you must've taken a massive shit cause you painted the toilet with huge death stains

by Triple agent Sebastian Roderic February 2, 2017

dirk stain

A dirk is a cigarette. A dirk stain is the yellowing of the fingers due to the dirk smoke.

Katie: "ew man I need to quit smoking, these dirk stains are seriously gross!"

Jon: "cut up a raw potato and rub it on your fingers. I guarantee it'll take away your dirk stains"

by Chilli.k2 February 5, 2014

Cuntywank stain

female cum stained panties. Often sniffed by wierdos. White in complection and smells like fish.

bollocks i have left a cuntywank stain on my seat...
oh ya cuntywank stain!

by master Nathan March 7, 2008

Yogurt stains

Cum

My parents tell me not to eat in bed, but this morning I found yogurt stains in their bed

by Babba ji March 13, 2022

Christ Stains

Priests often use this word, to describe the cu m in the floor after they molest a child.

Child; What is that, mister?
Priest; those are Christ stains, young one.

by TomTryck October 7, 2018

puss stain

The stain on an item of clothing resulting from a wet puss grinding on it

Did you piss yourself?
Nah that's just a puss stain from Chelsea

by PussStain September 30, 2015