Tip Stain

My buddy wears the same sweat pants all the time around hot chicks... He occasionally gets boners 4 times a day. After multiple months of his premature drippage his sweats began to form a "tip stain.# A case of the TS... #TS

Dood nice tip stain.

by DaddieDoWerk November 20, 2015

stained taint

Having wet farts so often that one's taint takes on the hue of shat.

Bill farted in front of john, the sound it made had the distinct sound of a gurgling sloppy shart. John quipped , I think you may have a stained taint after that one. You disgusting fucker!

by poopy pants fucktard January 23, 2016

Christ Stains

Priests often use this word, to describe the cu m in the floor after they molest a child.

Child; What is that, mister?
Priest; those are Christ stains, young one.

by TomTryck October 7, 2018

shum stain

A Shum stain is a mixture of shit and cum in the form of a stain.

Girlfriend: what is this weird smelly stain babe

Her Mans: oh that’s a shum stain from a long forgotten night full of drinks and fun

by JustOneOfTheBoys November 6, 2019

Chic Stain

When the disco track is so good that it causes you to jizz in your pants

"He shot his load when the disco music started to play. That was one helluva Chic Stain"

by Wandster May 9, 2019

Shit stain

The child of someone who is already a shit piece of a human being

Helga: hey brother I trust with the world, your kid snatched up my J. K. Rowling book and colored in it. Tell that little shit stain that he can get his own goddamn babysitter now.

by Lexilooxitive August 5, 2019

gram staining

The act of jerking off into an open joint then smoking you or your friend's semen

The last time I went gram staining was when I was with my dad

by Brown fish April 19, 2017