Squirting on the Pups

The act in which one is taking a shit, but said shit comes out too fast/early and it goes all over ones ballsack.

Jb: Dude, I took a shit last night and it went all over my balls.

Adam: Dude! You were squirting on the pups!

by DonkeySchlong February 11, 2010

Line Squirt

When a couple of girls get together to masturbate, and they sit in a line all facing the same direction, with the hopes of squirting. This is the female equivalent of a circle jerk.

When my girlfriend got home she told me about the amazing line squirt with her friends. She said they needed raincoats.

by L1nky August 23, 2014

verbal squirts

Similar to verbal diarrhea. Usually consists short squirts of verbal nonsense.

He is having verbal squirts

by Mc lockenthal December 29, 2014

Ghostbuster's Squirt

When a girl and a boy pee at the same time in the same toilet and streams are crossing.

girl " i need to pee!"
boy " me too! lets do a Ghostbuster's Squirt"

by doomslice January 21, 2015

morning squirt

After waking up from a wet dream females have the urge to finger themselves and annihilate their clit causing them to squirt as much as they cried the night before due to her Pablo (find definition) ripping her pussy .

Girl; so turns out I'm officially a morning squirter. It felt amazing. I literally came all over my sheets after going through what seemed to be an exorcism.

by FaqErRytInLePuthy March 12, 2015

squirt the llama

making a girl squirt like how a llama spits

Tyler made was able to make his fat girlfriend squirt the llama.

by Buddha™ May 19, 2015

Squirt mishap

When both partners are too lazy to take shirts off and a hand job is just too good to hold back. that dangling shirt may just end up getting wet

Damn it! You should've taken my shirt off! I had a squirt mishap!

by Beabstinent September 11, 2016