squatchie

Having a cooter that is especially hairy, much like that of a Sasquatch.

I need to shave my squatchie, look at this thing!

by Robert Turner January 29, 2003

squatchmo

An extreme beating, consisting of nine inches of limp-dick across the face until you get a bruise.

The man's friend was acting stupid and the man said,"shut up before I give you a squatchmo, bitch".

by Brandong February 4, 2007

Scratching your Pussy

It´s a new concept for relaxing. While you are in a comfortable place, you begin to lead one of your hands to your pussy and scratch it discreetly.

She was sitting in a couch while everyone around her saw what she was doing, it was just a relax moment, her hand was heading to her pussy to get a comfortable moment, so one boy said: you are scratching your pussy !

by neokeynesiano22 November 17, 2011

chicken scratch

illegible handwriting, messy handwriting

You expect me to read this chicken scratch?

by The Return of Light Joker January 13, 2008

scratch my balls

To express surprise and delight at an unexpected happening. (An alternate usage is a long-winded of telling somebody to fuck off.)

Doug: Man I got a blow job from that really hot chick.
Fred: Wow! Scratch my balls!

Alternate usage
Doug: Hey Fred, buy the next round of beers mate.
Fred: Scratch my balls!

by Baba Sarah July 9, 2007

Scratch

The term "scratch" is often heard around a game of pocket billiards (or pool) to represent a foul in which:

1. The cue ball is pocketed
2. The cue ball is popped off-table
3. The cue ball (or object ball) fails to touch a rail after contacting another ball

It was almost the perfect break -- he sank the 8 on the snap, but still lost due to the pocket scratch.

by Giskard July 2, 2004

chicken scratch

Searching on hands and knees for crack or cocaine

Dude, look at Becky over there chicken scratching.

by Cailin December 28, 2005