Captain chair splitting

While dressed like cpt. Cave man When you an your partner are having a sex on a bar stool and you thrust so hard that the force splits the chair.

Bubba plowed me so good at the bar on last call that we end up captain chair splitting I haven't walked straight for a week.

by Purple nurble February 8, 2022

shooting the moon

to move out in the middle of the night when you can't pay your rent. Usually items you own, like furniture, are left behind because you're leaving so quickly. Chiefly British, used by George Orwell in 'Down and Out in Paris and London'.

"because we're shooting the moon at 2:30 this morning, we're only taking the smallest, easiest to carry things with us."

by Big Orange August 11, 2007

Shooting the fade

:Is basically a fist fight commonly used in the area of Bayonne NJ.

Guy A;Yo Marc always trying to shoot the fade with little ass kids.

Guy B;Shooting the fade is in his blood man.

by Gmasterhomeslice April 11, 2011

slooping

the combination of sleuthing and snooping

dude, what's up with meaghan and jenny? those hotties are slooping for info all the damn time.

by slooper June 11, 2006

shooting the shit

A hard-line extremist approach to clearing dog shit from the streets involving firing off a six-shooter at random turds, scoring points for every piece of shit shot. Each competitor has 36 bullets and ten minutes.

I was shooting the shit until the cops busted my ass for shooting a dog wile sitting and its' enraged owner. I'm getting 20 to life.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004

sploobing

The act of smoking weed, usally in blunt form

what are u doin right now
sploobing

by jalza June 11, 2006

Sploinge

The sound a wet sponge makes when it bounces

"Darn, I dropped my sponge!"
"I know, I heard the sploinge from over here!"

by Anubis March 31, 2003