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Blackout Sober

When a person is always inebriated and, once sober, cannot recall any experiences that they have had; unless they are high/drunk in any way.
Danny knew he was screwed for his test, because all of finals week he had been smoking PCP while he studied, and now he was Blackout Sober and can't remember what to wright on the test.
by can find a name.nothingworks September 28, 2017
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sober diver

Some guy who takes advantage of a female friend by being the sober guy, who has been friend-zoned, that creeps at a bar, club, or after party, until the female is intoxicated enough to feel comfortable to agree to leave with him.
That dude doesnt drink and always gets laid, yea, hes a sober diver.
by anonymous November 1, 2017
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scared sober

when you’re under the influence and encountered by someone who’s not supposed to know.. all of a sudden you feel sober
“Man, when my mom walked into my room I was scared sober”
by greenbeansyes4 September 17, 2022
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Buffalo Sober

When you quit hard drugs and weed , but still maintain a constant buzz from booze.
Trevor: I'll forever be California Sober, can't stop puffin doinks

Sean: I'm more of a Buffalo Sober, constantly having 15 beers throughout the day to keep my buzz up
by Smurpho16 February 10, 2025
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Denver Sober

Denver Sober (edit)

Abstaining from drinking alcohol; while still using other drugs, specifically drugs legalized in Colorado i.e. marijuana and mushrooms . Typically someone who is Denver Sober will claim sobriety while still blazing chronic and eating psilocybin mushrooms, unlike LA Sober who has an addiction to more extreme drugs still illegal under both federal and state statutes.
Person 1: Mike is just smoking weed all day in our apartment and popping psilocybin mushrooms now that he quit drinking. He's driving me crazy but definitely chiller because he’s not drinking and blowing lines of white like cray.

Person 2: Yeah he's Denver Sober now I guess.

Person A: You don't drink?

Person B: Nope, never have. I like being sober; drinking is really bad for you.

Person C: I saw you take a bong rip and eat some mushrooms before we came out tonight, I respect you for not being LA sober because you don’t blow coke anymore; at least you’re Denver Sober now.
by EasyEsq December 3, 2022
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European sober

It's when you "don't drink too much" but you actually drink wine or beer on any day, any hour. You just built tolerance and think that doesn't count because you don't get drunk.
John: Clara says she wouldn't drink anymore after what happened at the party, why is she posting some wine glasses at 12am?
Mike: oh she's gone "European sober"
by Sumie_42 January 1, 2024
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Sober as a judge

When you’re doing drugs or drinking but have to act sober.
I was on a date yesterday sober as a judge.
by Jakeyyy666 September 8, 2020
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