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Denver Sober

Denver Sober (edit)

Abstaining from drinking alcohol; while still using other drugs, specifically drugs legalized in Colorado i.e. marijuana and mushrooms . Typically someone who is Denver Sober will claim sobriety while still blazing chronic and eating psilocybin mushrooms, unlike LA Sober who has an addiction to more extreme drugs still illegal under both federal and state statutes.
Person 1: Mike is just smoking weed all day in our apartment and popping psilocybin mushrooms now that he quit drinking. He's driving me crazy but definitely chiller because he’s not drinking and blowing lines of white like cray.

Person 2: Yeah he's Denver Sober now I guess.

Person A: You don't drink?

Person B: Nope, never have. I like being sober; drinking is really bad for you.

Person C: I saw you take a bong rip and eat some mushrooms before we came out tonight, I respect you for not being LA sober because you don’t blow coke anymore; at least you’re Denver Sober now.
by EasyEsq December 3, 2022
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sober

A mental state in which you are aware of your responsibilities to your family, your community, and to The Higher Power (as you understand Him/Her); by extension, the actions taken to meet those responsibilities.

A firm distinction must be made between "sober" and "clean" ("clean" being the abstinence from destructive substances or activities). Sobriety is a developing mindset in which you continually become aware of your life's purpose, and the obligations which will facilitate that purpose. Sobriety is mental and/or spiritual growth, which has no limits (always developing).
Captain America must develop a sober mentality and energy which enables him to meet the demands of saving a nation.
by MeesterWebster December 30, 2022
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diet sober

Diet Sober… no alcohol only all other drugs!
I’m diet sober… what’s diet sober? Im not drinking but ill rip a blunt or catch up with Molly. Are you diet sober?
by Diet Sober January 4, 2023
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indiana sober

Only drinking your friends alcohol to save money.
I'm low on cash so I must hit my buddies house up so I can stay indiana sober
by Indiana daddy January 5, 2023
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Sober as a leather couch

sober AF. Have you ever seen a drunken leather couch? Didn't think so.
"We can make our own Tuesday parties! Shots for every NBCOT question you get right."
"I'd be sober as a leather couch, lets use cookies as incentives."
by jazzyj19 December 17, 2018
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False Sober

Recalling a false fact or memory about being under the influence of drug or alcohol.
Person 1: “ Last night reminded me that puking actually feels really good when your drunk.”
Person 2: “Nah dude, remember, you said it felt like death. I think you’re having a False Sober.”
by Potatoe pealer July 24, 2018
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Sober sucker

A girl so ugly that you lose your hard on and the longer she's sucking you the uglier she looks.
Last night I went home with that girl Jessica but I couldn't keep it up and she turned out to be a sober sucker.
by DatBois August 2, 2018
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