Skip

You pass your ex in public and keep walking. You skip her ass. (Or his)

I was ordering a cheese burger, after i ordered my ex walked though the door. On my way to the restroom I skipped her ass.

by Pablov December 9, 2017

Time Skip

In movies or stories, a 'Time Skip' is a narrative device where the story jumps through time

"The last chapter had a ten-year time skip, and suddenly everyone was having kids, mortgages and unpaid water taxes"

by DictionaryDecimator July 7, 2024

Skip

When you like someone and they don’t like you back. It’s called a crush when you like someone and they don’t like you back so it crushes your heart. A skip is a person you don’t want to trust. They’ll just break your heart and you won’t see it coming.

He’s a skip and everyone knows it.

by #j23 June 3, 2020

Go Skip Rocks

Telling a particularly naive and annoying person to go away.

Go Skip Rocks, Andy, you little terd.

by NightKnightTonight July 30, 2024

National Skip School Day

Evey 5th of October , skip school (well loads of ppl weren’t in so yk - ig) .

“Eyy , r u skipping school today?”
“Why , Wdym?”
“It’s National skip school day , didn’t you know?”
“Umm , no 😂”
“Seriously 🙉”

by Human 😌 October 5, 2021

SKIP

Being a Skip is where you have no human compassion and you just want money and fame when 99.9 percent of humanity wants too be compassionate and your on the otherside

We watched a man almost die but skip still wants his teammates to play

Or
Everybody else pulls over for the ambulance with the lights and sirens on but skip there still wants a coffee so he doesn't pull over

by Pokorski January 2, 2023

Freshman Skip Day

Every year on April 14th seniors and juniors usually have a skip day well this time Freshman joins them.

Friend 1: oh wait it’s skip day at school?

Friend 2: Yes, it’s freshman skip day!

by Yourmom2008 April 13, 2023