by billwogsby January 31, 2020
Get the simpmug. by I want to not live June 19, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Nick Forbes has only seen the boys 1 time in the last like 5 weeks, he has been a SIMP for this female.
by xXxHorSExCOP July 1, 2020
Get the Simpmug. •A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.
•A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason .
• Knows that a hoe with hot cheetos/takis is to good for him so goes for the girls with clout, but not as much.
•A man that prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification form women .
• Usually a white boy or latino, never black.
• Name is probably Kevin, David, Anthony, Brandon, Josh, Alan, Nicholas
•A square with no game other than “Rolling out the Red-Carpet” for every female.
The perfect example of a "Simp" Man would be:
The role Eddy Murphy played in the movie "Norbit"
The role of Kevin James in the show "Kind of Queens"
•A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason .
• Knows that a hoe with hot cheetos/takis is to good for him so goes for the girls with clout, but not as much.
•A man that prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification form women .
• Usually a white boy or latino, never black.
• Name is probably Kevin, David, Anthony, Brandon, Josh, Alan, Nicholas
•A square with no game other than “Rolling out the Red-Carpet” for every female.
The perfect example of a "Simp" Man would be:
The role Eddy Murphy played in the movie "Norbit"
The role of Kevin James in the show "Kind of Queens"
Girl: OMG that dog is soooooo cute
Guy: OMG YASSSS *Doesn't thinks its cute, only agreeing wither because he is a simp*
Guy: OMG YASSSS *Doesn't thinks its cute, only agreeing wither because he is a simp*
by Lazy bish March 12, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Female 1: I'm gonna get me a simp as my retirement plan.
Female 2: Oh gurlfren, you ain't neva lied.
Female 2: Oh gurlfren, you ain't neva lied.
by Objective-Reason Daddy March 17, 2022
Get the simpmug. Guys who post sad edits hoping a girl will notice. These people will often call other people simps to hide their simpery.
by Simp.killer March 24, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Someone who does anything for a hint of coochie
Usually has a small penis
Fakes injuries so girls feel bad for them
Virgin
Acts high to flirt with girls
Usually has a small penis
Fakes injuries so girls feel bad for them
Virgin
Acts high to flirt with girls
by Adam 16256373 February 5, 2020
Get the Simpmug.