shrimp cocktail

To soak your penis in a bucket of shrimp before having sex with a woman who is allergic to shellfish. the allergy will cause her openings to swell and tigthen for ultimate satisfaction.

I gave my girl a shrimp cocktail last night and she swelled up so nice and tight. I had to give her Benadryl when we were done so she could breathe again, though.

by poidog May 17, 2008

Shrimping

Is when you eat so much food that you become lethargic and want to sleep (the after Christmas dinner feeling). This idea is driven from shrimp that swim up the water column to the surface and eat so much food it causes them to fall asleep and sink to the bottom.

I am shrimping so bad after all that food.

by EBPbiologist January 10, 2014

shrimp cocktail

a very short man who gets no punany

Steve tried to hook up with this blind chick but he couldn't because he is a shrimp cocktail.

by Bretty BeeBee May 15, 2008

shrimp canal

a term used to reference a cum filled vagina that will soon be sucked dry by the guy or guys that have just filled it.

last night sam took a trip on the shrimp canal and all he came back with was a mouthful of nut

by katie modis March 24, 2009

Seeing shrimp

Very tired; falling asleep.

Man, I’m seeing shrimp, I gotta go lay down

by GareWolf June 8, 2022

Dump Shrimp

Verb - to have coitus, make love, or dispose of a hefty amount of shrimp

“Yo last night I went to Dump Shrimp with Jessica, it was hot”

by Sawl January 20, 2021

ass shrimp

an adjective to describe a person who has passed the value of being an asshole

omfg david ur such a ass shrimp.

by cakeisgood420 September 3, 2016