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ass slapping/whooping

ur momma about to slap yo ass so hard u will fly to da moooooooooooooon
Mum: you havent done ur home work so its time for ur ass slapping/whooping Guy
Guy: *dies from da ass slapping/whooping lol*
by I did ur mother at November 17, 2021
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supervisor shopping

Supervisor Shopping refers to the act of going to a specific supervisor whom you desire to get the answer you want.
1: "Victor is supervisor shopping, so he can get out of work early"
2: "Aw, what the hell?! He's probably asking that supervisor he's close with"

1: "I got called into the boss office today and he accused me of being a supervisor shopper!"

2: "What a bitch!"
by enderhav March 15, 2023
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Justice-shopping

- Target employee: If you don't stop shoplifting I'm going to call the police!
-Ta'Keisha: It's not shoplifting, it's justice-shopping! BLM! Reparations now! No justice no pea... (being taken into custody)
by Urbanitito September 7, 2023
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National Cock Slapping Day

Michael Agricola: Aye what day is it today?
Dosca: April 7th..
Michael: AHhhhh

April 7th, national cock slapping day
by The1Dumbass April 4, 2022
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Online Window Shopping

the process in which you go to online stores and save pictures of clothing that you want to your picture files.

this process is usually done by people that have no money
Jen: do you want to go shopping

Angelina : Nahh i spent all my money on KFC so ill probably spend my night Online Window Shopping
by illstephen March 4, 2012
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Mass Snapping

We all know that one bitch on Snapchat that sends you a snap and you know it's also sent to every fucking person in their contacts
"Oh Dillion finally snapchatted you?!"
"No he's just Mass Snapping ugh.."
by Katie I guess October 16, 2014
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shopping for a noose

(adj)

suicidal, having lost all hope. Usually used in the negative.
"Sorry to hear about your gf. and losing your job. Are you ok?
-don't worry it's not like I'm shopping for a noose."
by bigmiketastic88 June 27, 2010
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