Chit Shat

A chit-chat (or informal conversation) where the participants talk shit, often due to intoxication.

"Hey, *hic* you know time is a flat circle"
"Ya chit shattin' m8"

by Mordis September 18, 2018

Schrödinger's Shat

When you're not sure if you shat yourself, or you only farted. You really can't tell, and the only way to be sure is to look.

Oh no, I've got schrödinger's shat in my pants.

by Tommy Pits December 03, 2020

Schrödinger's Shat

When you attempt a fart, but afterwards you think you may have let out a bit of shit in your pants instead. You're not sure though. Until you check, you can't be sure.

Oh no, I think I've got Schrödinger's Shat in my pants.

by Tommy Pits December 03, 2020

Frap Shatting

When someone’s is ultimately killing your vibe.

Megan: “Let's go do keg stands over there”
Hope: “Nah dude. I have a headache”
Megan: “Stop frap shatting on me bruh”

by HuntMegs May 18, 2019

Shat face

Shat face, means sad face with a little shit involved. Someone with a Shit attitude..

My wife woke up with the biggest shat face, she must be sad and mad..

by Deezknutz October 18, 2022

shat your shot

A play on "Shoot your shot" when asking someone out, to "shat your shot" means you asked the person out, but you botched it with the result that you were rejected.

You "shat your shot" when you botch a proposal to ask someone on a date. For example, saying the wrong name.

:::Asking out Becky:::
"Hi! I was wondering if you wanted to go to the movies, Cindy."
You just shat your shot.

by The Languager October 28, 2023

Shat trick

Flushing three times during a single pooping session.

I'm not trying to waste water Mom, but after the courtesy flush, the primary disposal, and a leftover floater, I had a shat trick.

by Harrison_Bergeron February 04, 2023