Left Shark

To have absolutely no idea what you are doing/supposed to do.

Billy said he felt like a left shark while playing Blackjack with friends.

by Verthaa February 6, 2015

Left Shark

A person that dances awkwardly and slightly out of time in an endearing way - like the shark to the left of Katy Perry in her Superbowl XLIX (2015) half-time show.

My dad's not much of a dancer...he sort of shuffles about at the side...he's a left shark kind of guy.

by SausageFTW February 2, 2015

Shark gang

Keiran.C , Darcy.T , Joey. H , Kyan.E.

SHARK GANGA HOO HA HA

Hi I’m shark gang and I like going hoo ha ha

by Jimmy bapers February 11, 2018

loan shark

Someone who gives a loan and then charges insanely high interest rates, making it inpossible to pay back

john didnt have the money so tiny mike the loanshark broke his legs with a bat

by Big Robert July 22, 2004

Carpet Sharking

when you are a crack and/or meth head and you look all over the ground (that you put your hard drugs on or near), all over the carpet, and desks, tables, etc., and you are desperately looking for any little piece of the drug to snort or smoke, cause you're a tweaker, and you need the drugs so bad. this is also called tweaking. the person has to be real serious about it, his head real close to the ground scanning it like he's a Terminator idenifying objects. and it looks real sad to the observer, cause the person is acting crazy.

"fernando, what are you doing?"
fernando: "shuddup fool, shuddup. there's still a few pieces/some shit around here." *is looking super close to the table and around the carpet*
"dude, you've been doing that for like an hour now. let's go."
"(we'll go in) just a sec."
*30 minutes pass*
"what the fuck fernando, let's go"
*grabs fernando and pulls him out of the room*
*later on telling another friend what fernando was doing and why it took so long to meet him*
"fernando was carpet sharking(/tweaking) again."

by Crank the Klown September 22, 2008

Jumped the Shark

When a TV show has reached its peak and stops being any good.

X-Files totally jumped the shark when Mulder was abducted by aliens.

by VampyTara December 3, 2007

Jew Shark

Something not likely, improbable. Retarded.

The Mossad trained a Jew Shark to kill Egyptian tourists.

by NNNCO December 8, 2010