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Shannon Time

Phrase: To be notoriously late, with the intentions of being punctual.

When one has achieved the level of consistent tardiness to the degree that one's friends, family, and co-workers automatically add an additional 3 plus hours (up to several days) to any stated arrival time, therefore not to be frustrated by the lack of punctuality.
Brian, "Where's Tina with that side dish she promised to make?"
Alex, "She's probably on Shannon Time."
Brian, "So tomorrow then? Cool."
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Shannoned

To be denied a request for no reason
To have your idea be used after being reject by someone in charge
Did you ask about your idea?
Yes but it looks like I was shannoned
by Icanntspell May 29, 2019
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shannon

really hot and sexy, 6'10, bald, really athletic, gets all bitches, steals everyones boyfriends cause shes so fit
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Shannonisms

Phrases, words of wit and all-around funny statements said by St. Louis Cardinals radio broadcaster and former Cardinals player, Mike Shannon, who often says them while inebriated on air during a game
Mike Shannon: I wish you folks in St. Louis could see this moon!
Listener: (laughter)
Mike Shannon: It’s Mother’s Day, so to all the mothers out there, Happy Birthday!
Listener: Good ol’ Mike! The Shannonisms just keep coming!
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miles shannon

miles shannon hes a nigger with a nigger freind
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Shannon Burked

When you accidentally shoot your wife while using the dog as a silencer.
Mike went and Shannon Burked Lisa last night!
by Milkman1278 October 27, 2019
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Shannon

Male Shannons in general, commonly known as the "ladyboy" of the friend group, this individual tends to be gentle by nature, introverted and very submissive, is as pale as a corpse, hair of a corner working hooker and will tend to follow your surroundings where ever you go so be weary, commonly facial features of a weak chinned communist Korean with beautiful soft fingers with a hint of talent to art (i think you can figure where this was going). If you figured all fireman rush to urgency, wait till you see this fella dance down a pole, we all love and appreciate our Shannons tubby figure but personally from a distance, love ya bud and happy Hanukkah

(for context, these people tend to drive a craptiva, possibly a Prius more commonly richer shannons but 9 times outta 10 a subaru with a homemade 6 inch exhaust compensating for something along with our Aidan friends)

if you find you this person tell him, " PISS BACK TO THE GAY BAR DAMN COMMI LADY BOY"
"dude do you see *Shannon* over there? he keeps following me."

"yeah complete fag has being carrying wood behind you pretty boy"
"hate that guy, hate Aidan more tho"
by UncleKiev March 23, 2025
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