Seattle smoke and mirror trick

For a women to fart during intercourse while the penis is still in the vagina in front of a mirror

Oh she pulled the old Seattle smoke and mirror trick on me last night

by Spliff deathstar March 4, 2023

Seattle Seahawks

They suck. What else is there to say?

49er fan #1: Did you see the 49ers vs. Seahawks game the other day??
49er fan #2: Yeah I was there and the Seattle Seahawks got their asses kicked, haha!

49er fan #1: Yeah!!! Fuck the Seahawks!
49er fan #2: Now let's destroy the Cowgirls!!

by jay gee January 19, 2023

Seattle Gummy

Being high during a threesome, cumming in a girls mouth, it comes out the nose, and another girl eats the cummy (gummy).

I was with these 2 bitches and one ate my Seattle Gummy

by Nater January 21, 2023

The Seattle Polycule

A joke originating from a Clickhole article, The Seattle Polycule is exactly what it says it is--a vague, unfathomably large polycule that apparently contains all the polygamous people in Seattle, Washington. Usually comes up either in context of surprisingly involved polygamous relationships, or Seattle.

"28 people? That's like... 0.5% of the Seattle Polycule!"

"Hey man, I left something over at the Lotte Hotel in Washington, got any advice?"
"Yeah, just ask The Seattle Polycule. They'll get on it quickly."

by Camwood October 22, 2023

seattle sober

When you are completely sober except for heroin.

Man I really need to stop doing so much blow, I'm thinking about going seattle sober for a while

by Dinny Fingerbottom December 23, 2023

Seattle fever

A phenomenon in which a newcomer visiting Seattle for the first time in July or August becomes fanatically enamored with the city, not appreciating how cold, dark, and wet the rest of the year will be.

Shelly has a bad case of Seattle fever. She’ll move here and be chronically depressed by November.

by shanester1979 December 24, 2023

Seattle Soda

When a woman (preferably a MILF) squirts, then is bottled up and put into the fridge for someone to drink at a later date.

"Hey is this water in your fridge?" "Nah that's a Seattle Soda, from my dinner date last week."

by jussMicah January 1, 2024