Scrotum Dance is when you squat so slightly while naked untill you have a bonner without toching your penis. After that keep squatting utill your cock keeps tapping your ball sack and turns you on. (Getting other people to flop around you cock for you works too!) Some say it helps sooth the mind of all IRL thoughts, and replaces them with sexual thoughts.
by JackkyJK69 October 17, 2013
Scrotum Slime is slime that comes out of a Hag Fish, which indeed looks like a scrotum. The Scrotum Slime has many uses, the ones which I prefer are: Bathing, eating, brushing your teeth with, killing predators, using it as lube to masturbate (guys only), and for use as a condom during sexual intercourse (5% chance of actually working).
"I didn't have any soap, so I used Scrotum Slime and it felt amazing to jerk it."
"Jamal, that is one prime slice of Scrotum Slime."
"I got pregnant because my boyfriend was too cheap to buy condoms and used Scrotum Slime instead."
"Jamal, that is one prime slice of Scrotum Slime."
"I got pregnant because my boyfriend was too cheap to buy condoms and used Scrotum Slime instead."
by ScrotumSlimeLover123 November 22, 2009
by Hooch poopie February 16, 2016
The art of a partner (usually female) getting underneath a male's testicles so that they encompass her mouth entirely, and exhaling through the mouth as if blowing bubbles with a soap ring-making a flapping noise.
"Nicole was talking about that Swedish dude, and how she wanted to give him a good Scrotum Bubbling, but not sure if they ever did it.
by 5054life January 04, 2012
by Zavala's Vanguard Asshole December 10, 2020
An exclusive power move only gay people can do, the gay person takes there ball coverings and puts it over someone like a blanket.
by J money nigga January 31, 2021
by Buzz-ard September 30, 2005