H Scale

A four point scale that describes the degree of horniness, sexual drive and/or interest in all things sexual that a person possesses.

On one end of the range a PRUDE would be classified as an 'H1'.

On the other end, an 'H4' would be someone who constantly thinks, talks and acts in the sexual domain.

Person 1: Wow, did you see his body? Kick-AAAss for sure!
Person 2: Yeah it so IS, but he doesn't use it like he should. I heard he's an H1 on the H Scale.
Person 1: Damn, what a shame cuz I'm SOO horny. What I need NOW is an H4.

by H4U December 27, 2008

Scale of Dinosaurs

Naming how awesome something is by akinning it to a dinosaur

Aww what George is like a deinonychus on the scale of dinosaurs

by funking re-re April 2, 2016

F.I.T. Scale

A scale used to rate members of the opposite sex,accompanied by forming the thumb and forefinger of both hands into 'L' shapes and raising them in a series of stages while saying Fhi-h-h-h-it! up to a maximum of 5 times.

The scale:
1. Fit: attractive, would happily go out with.
2. Fhi-it: Very attractive, would boast and show pictures to friends if going out with.
3. Fhi-h-it!: Extremly attractive and totaly out of our league.
4. Fhi-h-h-it!!!:'(: Supermodel, someone we'll never be allowed close to.
5. Fhi-h-h-h-it!!?!?!: Impossible, people just arent made this good.

For more information on the nuances of the scale feel free to e-mail.

Hey Dave, what would you give that girl over there by the bar, in the pink top?

Wow! she's got to be at least a high two on the F.I.T. scale, wait untill she turns round

by D C Gray September 21, 2008

benjamin scale

The measure of $100 bills by dividing the actual amount by 10.
$100 = 1 Benjamin

yo my car worth is 4.2 ($420) on the benjamin scale.

by The Word Editor January 8, 2008

Google scale

A way in which to define the popularity of something, based on how much somebody pays you.

She may be a bitch, but she buys me lots of stuff, so she's a 9 on my google scale!

by Ryen November 4, 2004

cheech scale

an S.I. scale of measurement for the tip of a girls boobs to the back of her ass. No individual over 280 pounds can be used for such scale, and "zero" assumes that the individual has no ass and no boobs, while a "ten" means the individual has pamela andersonesque breasts and a jlo-like ass.

John: dude my gf has a huge ass but is lacking in the titty department
Dan: yeah man, shes about a 4 on the cheech scale. My girl has huge boobs and a mediocre ass. shes like a 6 or 7
John: what about zacks mom!?
Dan: yeah, shes like 300 pounds bro. she doesnt apply

by sir loafsalot March 25, 2010

the NASA scale

just like a NASA launch, counting down from 1 to 10 while watching the ladies. from a distance she looks hot (a 10,) but by the time she's right in front of you she turns out to be glass-shatteringly ugly (a 1.)

dan and stan are walking down main street when they see a woman at the other end of the block walking towards them-
dan: dude! check her out, she's a 10!!
stan: nah, maybe a nine.
dan: yeah, she's kind of fat. make her an 8.
stan: and her nose looks like an eggplant. 7.
dan: gross! she's got a huge booger, too! 6.
stan: and a better mustache than either of us. 5.
dan: look at her hat-she's got no hair! 4.
stan: except for her legs. 3.
dan: you could open a bottle of beer with the gap between her front teeth! 2.
stan: and she's cross-eyed to boot! 1.
both: ah, houston, we've got a problem-ABORT! ABORT!
dan: thank god for the NASA scale!

by earpuller November 22, 2010