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chocolate sausage

(n.) what happens when some one (or some thing) defecates inside a condom then ties in off like a sausage.

(Can also be inserted into the vaginal opening, or anus.)
Dude I just gave me girl friend a giant chocolate sausage.
by CHEW KOKARUNI June 22, 2011
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sausage missile

To sausage missile another person is to gently thrust your pelvic region against their body while walking past. This is best performed in crowded locations like bars. Points are earned based on the location of the missile landing. IE: A hand is worth more than a leg. Catching someone tying their shoe is near priceless.
Mick totally sausage missiled Sarah's hand while walking towards the bathroom.
by J-Zahs February 27, 2008
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Renegade Sausage

When during sexual intercourse the man slips out of the vagina and intentionally attempts to enter the woman's anus with aspirations to continue with anal intercourse. If the woman protests entry, the man proceeds apologetically with the explaination that it was only an accident.
Last night I was fucking this sexy ass bitch and I was all like (in my head) "damn boo, I wanna tap that shit-keg so hardcore." So, I acted like my dick accidentally slipped out and then I popped it in her ass. She said, "Ay Papi!" deeming entry unacceptable, so immediately I stated, "MY BAD", and threw it back in her poonanny. Later on, I went to tell my homies that I had given a bitch the RENEGADE SAUSAGE ... HARDCORE!
by Mark, Ian, & Mike October 7, 2009
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Sausage Fest

A large gathering where the majority of attendants are male.
Joe: How was that party last night

Bill: Terrible it was a total sausage fest
by princesspuff July 27, 2009
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sausage fest

a party where males are the overwhelming majority.
Filip's House

Nathan: aye, you hittin' up that party at Filip's?
Tony: Probably not, hardly ever any bitches.. It's always a sausage fest.
by Joe Murphy November 8, 2008
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sausage smuggler

by Blackadder August 10, 2003
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vienna sausage

When you suck a man's dick so hard it falls apart in your mouth.
Bro she demolished my cock like she was sucking on a Vienna sausage
by Mustang guy 1983 May 10, 2022
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