sammy joe

A nasty whore who will suck your boyfriends dick, and she cheats on her boyfriend and lies about it and then she starts rumors about her friends and loses them all.

She sucked your dick even tho she had a boyfriend? Damn she's a Sammy joe!

by Your moms attic March 1, 2017

The Sammy Hagar

The sammy Hagar is a sex posistion in which the man holds his women like a guitar. Head over right shoulder he "tunes" her nipple whilst fondeling her vaginal area.

Oh Chris please preform the sammy hagar on me.

by Chris April 16, 2005

Sammy Hagar

Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. He is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person.

Again... Sammy who ? I thought Van Halen had only one lead singer David Lee Roth. Sammy Hagar ?

by Patrik Durica November 4, 2007

Sammie

A nick-name for Samantha. If your name is Sammie, you're most likely a blonde chick, with a big heart, but also a big attitude. Sammies are outgoing and friendly, occasionally. Mostly, they are bitchy and cold, mean, but not cruel. They can be a real pain in the ass, but everyone around them adores their witty jokes and intelligence. You should be proud to be a Sammie, and if you aren't, be jealous.

Pheobe: Wow, were you guys at Sammie's party last night? It was totally crazy!

Adrian: Yeah, that chick is insane!

Theresa: Don't you wish you were a Sammie?

by Sammie lurves Adrian April 12, 2011

Sammy Hagar

The chick who ruined Van Halen; also see, mediocrity

Boy, I really wish DLR would swing down from the stage and kick that no-talent ass-clown Sammy Hagar in his mediocre balls...

by olhick1 August 28, 2010

sluty sammi

sluty sammi is a chink that is a little slut and eats alot and thinks people like her but they dont.

wow look at that little sluty sammi . or known as a sammi b.

by Casey W December 24, 2007

Sammy Wilkinson

He is the best in the world. You are lucky if you meet him. He is the best. And he is good at everything sooooooo...................... ye

Wow! He’s a Sammy Wilkinson he’s ded lucky

by Abcs123aimmgonnamligmay April 24, 2019