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An extremely delicious sandwich prepared for a man by his woman, either waiting for him on the table when he gets home from work or delivered to him while he is relaxing on the couch.
I'ma have to choke a bitch if my sammich ain't ready when I get home.

Hey, why don't you take a break from blowing me for a minute and go make me a sammich, babe.
Sammich by AbomB320 August 2, 2010

Muff Sammich 

When three homosapiens engage in sexual intercourse. Usually when the female is intertwined between the two males.
She would be a good Muff Sammich
Muff Sammich by muff mann October 28, 2003
A type of portable food that, when fed to a painfully skinny woman, will magically turn her into a screaming hottie with a curvy ass and porn star tits.
I had a friend -- she was cute, but nothing to her. Then i gave her a sammich and she went overnight from Twiggy to Gianna Michaels.
sammich by Lady Csyde September 1, 2009
Idiotic way of saying 'sandwich'.
sammich by Cory S September 12, 2004
What a fucktard refers to a meal consisting of two slices of bread and some meat.
What school of Ebonics did this ignorant idiot go to, he can't even say the word sandwich, it comes out sammich.
sammich by blochow2001 October 4, 2006

sammiejoe 

a magical elf living under a mushroom!
EX1:dude did you see that sammiejoe in canada
EX1:dam yesterday i step on a mushroom and i think i kill a few sammiejoes
sammiejoe by c.o.o.l_g.u.y May 19, 2007