Sailor with a wooden leg

When the girl is giving you a blowjob you pull out when you cum and shoot her in the eye and when she gets up you kick her leg so she walks like she had a wooden leg and a shut eye like she has an eye patch

She looked like a sailor with a wooden leg after i was done with here

by Gabberke December 30, 2022

Sailors Ghost Sucker

When you have a wet dream about a mermaid giving you head.

I had to change Blackbeard's wet woolen sheets this morning, because he said he had dreamt of the gorgeous sailors ghost sucker last night.

by Doncheadle11 August 15, 2011

nut sailor

1. A term used to describe a promiscuous sort-of-friend or acquaintance.
2. A seasoned lady of the night.

Rita: Did you hear what happened to Sally last night?

Marco: Yeah, she was hanging out with that one guy and ended up going home with him.
Rita: She's such a nut sailor, she did that two nights ago, too with some other guy.

by EhNoThanks January 31, 2014

Scamming Sailors

A famous Tripfag on 4chan, mostly visiting /OPGG/. Known for his Blackbeard posting and baiting underage kids falling for his "It's okay If I cheat" bait.

Scamming Sailors !Scam/X6css
>I hate cheaters they are the scum and should quit the game, it's only okay If I do it.

by JewJulie November 28, 2016

bag sailor

one who's nutsack is so big they can use it as a sail on a boat

we got off the island because it was windy and Gene was an old bag sailor...

by genopetralli September 30, 2015

Wayward sailor

A wandering sailor; always searching for calm; struggles in and with conforming society; enjoys being alone, craves company but then leaves abruptly for the comfort of their wandering nature alone

The wayward sailor enjoyed having drinks with friends from long ago, but quickly retired to his boat and felt the comfort of knowing what he wouldn’t know until morning.

by T4me11 March 20, 2022

aggrivated sailor

when him/herms penis head resembles a sailors cap, aquires an std making him extremely upset in an angry manner. very aggressive during secks

john: hey your girl was crying cuz her vagina hurt immensely, why'd you clap that so hard

jameson: i guess you could call me an aggrivated sailor

by colin all spider riders February 10, 2018