sailor’s ass

A non-existent ass. Like Popeye the sailor man.

Me: Girl you have a sailor’s ass.
Girl with the flat ass: thanks!

by Fluffycorgi March 01, 2019

Sailors Ghost Sucker

When you have a wet dream about a mermaid giving you head.

I had to change Blackbeard's wet woolen sheets this morning, because he said he had dreamt of the gorgeous sailors ghost sucker last night.

by Doncheadle11 August 12, 2011

jewish sailor

A dope ass sandwich from a local sandwich shop. Or a fancy sex move where a male takes his penis and thrusts it into his partner’s booty hole to the song “Come Sail Away” by Styx.

The Jewish Sailor filled me up good last night.

by Stone N’ Bone #420 July 02, 2019

bag sailor

one who's nutsack is so big they can use it as a sail on a boat

we got off the island because it was windy and Gene was an old bag sailor...

by genopetralli August 21, 2015

Smooth Sailor

When the toilet paper is clean after a big shit. No evidence on the toilet paper

Wow that was a huge shit better wipe. .... wipes ass.... looks at toilet paper nothing there. ..... Good to go a Smooth Sailor.

by Murseh8r January 23, 2022

aggrivated sailor

when him/herms penis head resembles a sailors cap, aquires an std making him extremely upset in an angry manner. very aggressive during secks

john: hey your girl was crying cuz her vagina hurt immensely, why'd you clap that so hard

jameson: i guess you could call me an aggrivated sailor

by colin all spider riders February 10, 2018

Goopy Sailor

A confused and crazy person. Often thinks things that arent true.

Sure you are better than me at racing games odukey, you goopy sailor

by opizza June 09, 2011