aggrivated sailor

when him/herms penis head resembles a sailors cap, aquires an std making him extremely upset in an angry manner. very aggressive during secks
john: hey your girl was crying cuz her vagina hurt immensely, why'd you clap that so hard

jameson: i guess you could call me an aggrivated sailor
by colin all spider riders February 10, 2018
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Goopy Sailor

A confused and crazy person. Often thinks things that arent true.
Sure you are better than me at racing games odukey, you goopy sailor
by opizza June 09, 2011
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Sailor with a wooden leg

When the girl is giving you a blowjob you pull out when you cum and shoot her in the eye and when she gets up you kick her leg so she walks like she had a wooden leg and a shut eye like she has an eye patch
She looked like a sailor with a wooden leg after i was done with here
by Gabberke December 30, 2022
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Maxxine the Sailor

A girl who is a saint for seamen and a "port of call" for all the sailors of the world.
Guy number 1: "Dude, Maxxine the Sailor totally saved my life from whale sharks!"

Guy number 2: "Yeah I hear she's a saint for seamen."
by WinnieFTW October 25, 2008
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Sailor Lesson

A way to tell someone to kill themselves without telling them to kill themselves, it is a lesson on tying a noose.
Damn i wanna give Mya a ***sailor lesson*** sometimes
by minegeknsgdksd May 15, 2024
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sailor’s ass

Me: Girl you have a sailor’s ass.
Girl with the flat ass: thanks!
by Fluffycorgi March 01, 2019
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Sailors Ghost Sucker

When you have a wet dream about a mermaid giving you head.
I had to change Blackbeard's wet woolen sheets this morning, because he said he had dreamt of the gorgeous sailors ghost sucker last night.
by Doncheadle11 August 12, 2011
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