texting sailor

Someone who mainly curses like a sailor in text messages but, reframes from cussing up a storm in person

In person: “This is such a marvelous party”

In Text Msg: “Awwwwww shit this fucking part is fucking off the fucking shit ball”

Dude, Maddie never cusses in person she is a texting sailor, though I would of never thought she kissed her mother with that mouth!

by Dirtybucket January 25, 2019

Slippery Sailor

A clothing brand established in Yeppoon.
known for their unreal, high quality clothing and sick as partys!

Bro 1: “Bro he’s wearing a Mad Hueys shirt”

Bro 2: “Yeah but it ain’t no Slippery Sailor Shirt”

by CAPTAIN COOK January 16, 2021

sailor smith

girl everyone knows at lake highlands dallas because of rg

I heard sailor smith was with reagan davis

by Dallasghost69 May 23, 2022

Sailor’s Cannon

After you cum inside a condom, blow it up like a balloon and pop it in you’re partners face.

i could not wait to get Debbie home and give her a sailor’s cannon after the office party.

by shifty hobo November 30, 2017

Sailor Moon Dic/Cloverway dub

A complete bastardization of the most beloved Toei magicial girl anime called Sailor Moon.

The VIZ redub is respectful to the source material unlike the Sailor Moon Dic/Cloverway dub.

by mgree002 May 23, 2023

Sailors Ghost Sucker

When you have a wet dream about a mermaid giving you head.

I had to change Blackbeard's wet woolen sheets this morning, because he said he had dreamt of the gorgeous sailors ghost sucker last night.

by Doncheadle11 August 15, 2011

Sailor with a wooden leg

When the girl is giving you a blowjob you pull out when you cum and shoot her in the eye and when she gets up you kick her leg so she walks like she had a wooden leg and a shut eye like she has an eye patch

She looked like a sailor with a wooden leg after i was done with here

by Gabberke December 30, 2022