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Filthy Robertson

The act of gaining revenge on a cheating girlfriend by cumming on the pillow her new lover now sleeps on in her bed so the jerk can roll about in your jizz while he sleeps with your former girlfriend.
"I can't believe that bitch lied about fucking that loser. No worries though, I got mine with a Filthy Robertson!"
by Smarty Gurl November 6, 2007
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Robert Green

A virus that has infected computers all over the world after a 2010 FIFA World Cup match between England and USA.
Person: I have the Robert Green virus! Now I can't save anything!
by Goooooool June 20, 2010
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Robert Plant

to see robert plant's gorgeousness watch the dvd...you'll understand
by plantlover December 28, 2005
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RoBeats

MMO Roblox mania rhythm game. Most of the community think the best songs are Dark Sheep, Galaxy Collapse, Archive::Zip, and Bad Apple. Like Osu!mania and other mania games. Not a ripoff. Features artists once in a while such as Camellia, Leaf, and Chroma.

Zero Two's definition if inaccurate.
Stop gear abusers in RoBeats!
by rLeaf April 6, 2021
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to pull a Robespierre

Robespierre was an important figure during the French Revolution and when the consul decided to put him to the guillotine he tried to commit suicide.

Instead of shooting himself through the jaw he shot off his jaw and was unsuccessful in killing himself, but he was still put to the guillotine.

To pull a Robespierre is the act of successfully trying to kill oneself esp. attempted shootings through the skull (by holding a gun under ones jaw), but turning out unsuccessful and shooting off ones jaw
how to pull a Robespierre:
Get a gun
put it to your jaw like a gangsta (making sure the gun will only shoot off your jaw)
Shoot
* Now you have successfully pulled a Robespierre

Situation: Jim is in the hospital for attempted suicide
Bill to Mike: "Dude, what happened"
Mike to Bill: "Nothing, but Jim pulled a Robespierre. I heard he did it for the lulz"
by stercus accidit January 3, 2011
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Pat Robertson

The Christian version of the suicide bomb, i.e. Taking a dump on someone's titties and wiping it off with pages of the Bible
do you really need one? oh screw using the word Pat Robertson in a sentence!

I gave someone a Pat Robertson.
by Apkin November 26, 2007
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Robert

A guy who is either loved or hated. Also known as a clout chaser. Guys are jealous of him because all the girls want him. He has no problem towards anyone and will just laugh it off of someone offends him. Known as the funniest guy around. Also is extremely HOT and every girls dream including me.
Boy: Damm I hated that guy Robert

Girl: really, I LOVED him
by Anonymous.MHS March 6, 2019
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