You may say that when someone resembles Peyton Manning and has a receding hairline which will fully diminish when he or she reaches to be 25 years old.
Person:Today I saw a kid with a receding hairline.
Person(2): Dang, that's what I call the Reyes theory
Person(2): Dang, that's what I call the Reyes theory
by ?...? May 24, 2016
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A stupid of stupidities. LOUD. Scavenges off peoples food, especially 🍟 and emotions. Rich and denies it constantly. Bad breath. Is the human version of a vulture.
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