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Sitcom Relationship

A hearsay relationship that is either too comical or too unrealistic to be true and comes off as pretentious and make-belief

Cases largely found in online comments and discord descriptions
"Dude my gf, actually wore a maid outfit and cat ears and watched anime with me"

"I swear Jared, Shut up about your sitcom relationship, and get an actual girlfriend"
by KyZhar July 25, 2022
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plutonic relationship

A relationship that creates great wealth, allowing both members to become plutocrats.
My cofounder and I just broke $10/million monthly in sales. We have a great plutonic relationship.
by jkoppel September 7, 2022
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dead relationship

a relationship that is over. Completely destroyed with no chance of recovery.
Remember that girl I used to date, yeah well thats a dead relationship. Now she'sjust a voice in my head.
by notwiththebs August 6, 2014
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Relationship sabotage

When someone fucks with the lives of two people who would otherwise be loving their lives without difficulties.
The girl wanted to make their lives difficult by fucking with their lives, in an effort at relationship sabotage, one way of driving a wedge between two people to to play both the way the saboteur plays all sides.
by Solid Mantis October 25, 2019
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Heteromo Relationship

A relationship in which one party is heterosexual and the other is homosexual.
This is pointless, it's like I'm in a heteromo relationship.
by Smilemptysoul June 7, 2014
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Relationship Thingy

When two people who are unable to date, are stuck in the world of: "I like you, but I can't date you" and so they have to proceed with their relationship (Intense liking, but acting like friends) until their circumstances change.
Yeah man.....his parentals said they couldn't date so they have a relationship thingy rn.
by Awkward words specialist November 9, 2016
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paytonic relationship

A relationship in which one partner has to pay the other in order to be in a romantic or platonic relationship with the other. It can be a one-time payment or a subscription; it depends on the partner.
Stacey and I are in a paytonic relationship. She’s great, but it sucks that I have to fork over $50 every month.
by Mhm mhm mhm hi March 5, 2021
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