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ask a stupid question day

a holiday which falls on the last skool day in September, usually September 30th
self-explanatory; a day that is celebrated by asking a lot of stupid questions, mainly to your teachers/professors
only funny if you get many people to participate, in which case it can be the most fun and looked-forward-to day of the year
it is perfectly placed, in that it is soon enough after summer that everyone is still sad that summer's over and could use some laughs, yet it is late enough that you have already gotten to know your teachers fairly well, and know the limits to how many stupid questions you can ask them and not get into trouble
Examples of questions that could be asked on ask a stupid question day:
Ms. Milio, if the moon exploded, what would happen to us?

Why is Hamlet so sad his father died, Ms. Farrell?

What's the square root of 4, Ms. Sirakos?

Ms. Intrieri, what would've happened if the Reformation had never happened, or if it had happened in Asia?

Mme. Bertacchi, how do you say "I'll stab you with a knife" in French?
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quiet beer

A beer with just one or two good friends. Discussion can be intimate, but not homosexual in nature.

Typically lasts for 1 or 2 beers, but doesn't exceed 3.

Normally an event performed with someone who lives close by.

Australian term.
"Hey dude, wanna swing round for a quiet beer"
"Yeah boss, be over in a tick"
by Papanurf February 4, 2009
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Quiet Riot

The act of masturbating while on the phone with or in the close vicinity of someone who shouldn't know.
ie. mom, girlfriend
Man my girlfriend was yelling at me on the phone yesterday, but I barely caught a word. I was busy in a quiet riot.
by pacair October 24, 2011
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Stupid Question

Your teacher lied. They do exist. If heard, the answering party usually enters Sarcasm Mode.
Also worth noting is that the person asking needs to be punched upside the head. Hard. If he dies, it's none of your concern.
Examples of a stupid question:

(Your friend is over to visit)
Friend: Do you have a bathroom?
You: No, we shit outside!

(You are washing your car)
Neighbor: Are you washing your car?
You: No, I'm watering it to see if it grows into a truck!
by Anhilliator1 April 24, 2017
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Stupid question

A question you ask that has the answer in it
Joe: what color is the deep blue sea?
Luke: are you ready for me to shit all over you?
Joe: what?
Luke: that’s a stupid question...
by Kidswillbekids May 14, 2019
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questulation

A statement that is both a question and an exclamation. It has an accompanying mark which was rejected for actual implementation in the English language by the Man.
"Really?!" is a questulation.
by James C May 13, 2005
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Quest Metal

A somewhat slang term to describe a genre of heavy metal. Quest Metal generally refers to power metal, especially bands who have a very large amount of fantasy-inspired lyrics, or focus on concept albums.
Quest Metal is actually just power metal, but examples of both include Blind Guardian, Rhapsody of Fire, HammerFall, DragonForce, and to a somewhat lesser extent, Helloween.
by ConradoThe Pirate January 3, 2008
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