When your trying to be a bad ass, and drink so much alcohol you projectile vomit.
Also, You're a wingman on a date, and your job is to lay on the grenade, meaning take one for the team, meaning date the not so hot friend, and you drink so much to make it happen, you accidentally puke on them.
Also the name of a DJ in Florida named Puke Grenade.
Also, You're a wingman on a date, and your job is to lay on the grenade, meaning take one for the team, meaning date the not so hot friend, and you drink so much to make it happen, you accidentally puke on them.
Also the name of a DJ in Florida named Puke Grenade.
by Jizzonyourmomstits May 31, 2019
Turtle puking, when holding a poop to the point that it is just poking out but than accidentally letting diarrhea spray into your pants. Much like the common thing called turtling but the next step up.
Guy 1: last night at the club was so embarrassing.
Guy 2: what happened?
Guy 1: I must of ate something bad because I thought I was just turtling well waiting for the washroom but I ended up turtle puking
Guy 2: bruh you did not just tell me you turtle puked at the club
Guy 2: what happened?
Guy 1: I must of ate something bad because I thought I was just turtling well waiting for the washroom but I ended up turtle puking
Guy 2: bruh you did not just tell me you turtle puked at the club
by Crisper72 April 04, 2019
When a woman of a low, loose character, aka the neighbourhood crotch delivers more than meals on wheels to horny senior citizens. A brunette who woos and ooos old and frail men only to rid them of every penny they have. She's a dirty desperate gold digging bitch who has no friends because she's an alcoholic slut. Steals grandpa's money so she can buy designer clothes because she can't afford shit. She's a dumb slut who sucks dick for a living.
Viliki: C'mon baby, lick my pussy, that's it up and down baby, now in circular motions, stick your tongue in nice and deep, in and out, faster, fasterrr, fasteeer
Mr Leehey: Ouch, arrrrgh, I just found a set of false teeth in your vagina, yukkk, I'm going to puke
Viliki: Who cares? don't stop, quick stick your tongue in, that's a boy- Puss n Puke, Puss n Puke, Puss n Puke
Mr Leehey: Ouch, arrrrgh, I just found a set of false teeth in your vagina, yukkk, I'm going to puke
Viliki: Who cares? don't stop, quick stick your tongue in, that's a boy- Puss n Puke, Puss n Puke, Puss n Puke
by Radical, repeating decimals April 11, 2018
#1: Bro, you weren't at work today, the boss is mad as fuck.
#2: Man, I was sick. I had the puking shits.
#1: Oh. It's a good idea you didn't come to work then.
#2: Man, I was sick. I had the puking shits.
#1: Oh. It's a good idea you didn't come to work then.
by Pepsi max drinking white man June 13, 2010
by Bethanymomlifeward July 24, 2017
(n.) a quick move to avoid projectile vomit
(v.) to move quickly in an effort to avoid projectile vomit (puke juked, puke juking, puke jukes)
(v.) to move quickly in an effort to avoid projectile vomit (puke juked, puke juking, puke jukes)
Did you see that sweet puke juke back there?! Not a drop on me!
Uh-oh, Christina looks a little woozy. Step back in case I have to puke juke her.
Uh-oh, Christina looks a little woozy. Step back in case I have to puke juke her.
by RickBaideia March 17, 2011