by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Hondurianisians: Cuban & Dominican And Dominican & Puerto Rican<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by Japanese American Wanker May 31, 2018
Get the puerto rican football with legsmug. Bro 1: Bro, How was your date with Emily?
Bro 2: Great! She stayed over and I got to wake up to some of that solid Puerto Rican Coffee
Bro 1: Damn ... nothing like waking up to anal
Bro 2: Great! She stayed over and I got to wake up to some of that solid Puerto Rican Coffee
Bro 1: Damn ... nothing like waking up to anal
by An@lQueeeens May 21, 2018
Get the Puerto Rican Coffeemug. by DaddieFafo January 25, 2024
Get the Puerto Ricanmug. by Jhutchftw April 28, 2016
Get the puerto rican car washmug. Similar to an "Irish Goodbye", a Puerto rican roll out occurs after consuming one too many tequilas and you silently disappear from friends and family before you're able to make more of a scene.
"Shit. I just finished 2 bottles of Patron and have licked 3 random people's faces. I'm also pretty sure I tried to use out table as a toilet. It's probably time for a Puerto Rican roll out!"
by Ripken0713RifjRdjfj April 26, 2017
Get the Puerto Rican roll outmug. When having intercourse with a woman whose appearance is well below a 4, achieving climax is sometimes quite laborious for the male. The female, however, has no problem climaxing because of the rare nature of her booty calls. Because she’s exhausted from her multiple orgasms and unfamiliar with sexual etiquette she ceases coitus operations prematurely, leaving her partner unsatisfied. In such cases it is common for the female to deliver a Puerto Rican Relief Package which consists of a bottle of lotion, a box of tissues, and a vintage Hustler magazine.
“I fucked the ugliest girl for 2 hrs last night and just couldn’t cum. At least the bitch gave me a Puerto Rican Relief Package”
by SCbobby222 October 19, 2017
Get the puerto rican relief packagemug.