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Puerto Lobos

Person 1: what a lovely time we are having
Person 2: yes
Person 1: person 3 how are you feeling
Person 3: Puerto Lobos! *runs to toilet*
by Enderstorm10 December 13, 2019
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She/he/div. went Puerto Rico on me

When someone goes Puerto Rico on someone or when someone goes to Puerto Rico during sex, it means that she/he/div. licked the other person's genitals-more specifically the other's person asshole, because the person goes singing "ay ay ay (Puerto Rico)" from the excitement.
-So, how did it go last night?

-She/he/div. went Puerto Rico on me.
Or
She/he/div. went to Puerto Rico on me and I was like "ay ay ay".
by ChrisJohny May 20, 2021
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puerto rican rumble

to pull this off your going to need some money,

first, you must hire around 7 puerto ricans, the key number here is 7. the next step is to hide them in your closet, and get your loved one to come over.

you then proceed to have sex with your partner, and in the act, you scream out the phrase "arriba!!!!" this is the key word that lets the puerto ricans know its time to make the entry,

at this point, they all come rushing out and proceed to gang bang your loved one.
oh man she got the puerto rican rumble last night
by le pirate August 29, 2006
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Puerto Rican

puerto ricans are of spanish and african descent, because when the spanish had slaves they was makin love to africans thus puerto ricans came. Makin puerto ricans a gorgeous mix of culture.
most ricans if a niggarican have big booties and sexy hair, and pretty dark brown eyes, sexy skin tone, and just all around gorgeous; as far as the women go kuz I dont know bout da men.(brittney c dont have a clue of what she spittin).
by SEATTLEDIPLOMAT October 30, 2004
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Puerto Rican

What most of the residents of Springfield, Massachusetts are.
Did'ja hear about those puerto ricans who shot at a surveillance camera on the street?
by Delthryn March 25, 2005
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Puerto Rican Hand Grenade

A sexual act where Person A defecates into their own hand and throws it at Person B's face
Person A: I'm going to give you a Puerto Rican Hand Grenade.

Person B: Fuck that.
by NICK-P November 20, 2009
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Puerto Rican Art Show

The act of a Puerto Rican or anyone else who wants to be puerto rican getting an unnecessary amount of obnoxious tattoos. The main goal of this is to come off as hot, respectable, and ghetto to people of the opposite sex. Some puerto rican art shows include black and white stars, last names, cartoon characters (that'll look great when you're 78, eh?), music notes, crucifixes (as if they were religious), rosary beads (EXTREMELY POPULAR) or tramp stamps of sunsets, fruit, or other random shit. The more art collected the more of a sight they are. Collected mainly by papis and occasionally by chongas.
Marilena: Aw dammnnn, did yuu seee allaa Joaqin's tattooos?

Sylvia: Heeelll yess, qirll he got one big Puerto Rican art show goinn oonn.

Marilena: qirrrll hold ma' baby imma go talk to him now!
by caboy July 20, 2010
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