Pseudo-occupation

When an obscure occupation needs professional title.
Laddie described herself as a beach drink scientist, and despite that it was a pseudo-occupation, she was still nationally recognized for her accomplishments in the field.
by laddiehickelsen December 08, 2023
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pseudo penis

A pseudo-penis is a penis like member found on an animal that, while superficially appearing to be a penis
Females and feminists with too much testosterone tend to grow a pseudo penis, a penis looking body part; not to be confused with Penis Envy
by Dr. Whaaa December 24, 2020
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Pseudo-fart

A large, disruptive, and noisy fart employed to cover up coughs, Used as a disguise for COVID symptoms.
*blarp*
People in airport: “ew, dood that was disgusting!”
Friend 1: why Did u do that?”
Friend 2: I had to cough, but couldn’t risk missing my flight to get tested so I pulled a pseudo-fart.”
by 6millionjews November 30, 2020
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Pseudo Hair Flip

A hair flip done by someone who doesn't actually have hair. Therefore it is simply a gesture equivalent to a hair flip. It can be used to mock someone, to show disgust or disdain, or just to be flamboyant.
After my boss went on a bitch rant, I gave my coworker the pseudo hair flip to show my frustration.
by Flaggit February 03, 2010
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pseudo chance

whine whine whine
i whinge about everything
omg stop spawn raping
we lost. gg n00bs
SASR || pseudo chance
by Bob March 14, 2004
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pseudo-biotic

Alive, only by process of domestication/artificial selection, and having a mix of biological characteristics which either are not autonomously viable, or would not be selected for, by process of natural selection.
Of all the pseudo-biotic creatures on Old McDonald's farm, the pig is the one invited most, to dinner.
by ancestaera April 26, 2020
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pseudo gnome

A member of a large group of people working for a criminal organisation with the express role of obtaining pseudoephedrine for the manufacture of illicit substances. An illegitimate organisation who has a large number of pseudo gnomes circumvents legal dispensing restrictions by means of sheer numbers.
Chemist: "We are not keeping up with demand, we just don't have enough pseudoephedrine"
Boss: "Well then hire some more pseudo gnomes!"
by aqaqa11111 January 29, 2016
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