A genuinely decent person who plays the douche card to conceal their own inadaquacies or feelings. Usually tries to please everyone by making jokes that fall just short of the verge of edgy.
Broseph, I thought that dude Chad was a total dick, but he's just a pseudo-douche. He can come to the party tomorrow if he can handle his liquor.
by Just-Ice, man. July 7, 2009
Alive, only by process of domestication/artificial selection, and having a mix of biological characteristics which either are not autonomously viable, or would not be selected for, by process of natural selection.
Of all the pseudo-biotic creatures on Old McDonald's farm, the pig is the one invited most, to dinner.
by ancestaera April 26, 2020
People who overly analyze words, products, philosophies way more than they should and to the point where it gets out of hand and most of the people don't even get why it is and what is happening.
Alternate: Analyzing simple things into broad fake philosophy for increasing a product's worth.
Alternate: Analyzing simple things into broad fake philosophy for increasing a product's worth.
Friend 1: Hey man, look at this painting, it's so deep and awesome!
Me: Um, dude it's a white canvas with a red circle on it
Friend: You don't get it man, the white circle represents our life which is simple but the red dot, or the red symbol represents danger that everyone experiences in their life at least once and it shows you how triggering these events of your simple life can be and al ---
Me: That's Hyperanalyzed Pseudo Philosophy...
Friend: Huh?
Me: Nothing...
Me: Um, dude it's a white canvas with a red circle on it
Friend: You don't get it man, the white circle represents our life which is simple but the red dot, or the red symbol represents danger that everyone experiences in their life at least once and it shows you how triggering these events of your simple life can be and al ---
Me: That's Hyperanalyzed Pseudo Philosophy...
Friend: Huh?
Me: Nothing...
by ashxashxashx January 13, 2022
A term for a pre valentines or post valentines day. Spent on this day due to scheduling or cheaper valentines candy and gifts.
The couple spent a lovely pseudo valentines day one day before the real one. They were lovey dovey the entire day so when they worked the next day there would be no loneliness
by Theamazinggeek January 14, 2018
A member of a large group of people working for a criminal organisation with the express role of obtaining pseudoephedrine for the manufacture of illicit substances. An illegitimate organisation who has a large number of pseudo gnomes circumvents legal dispensing restrictions by means of sheer numbers.
Chemist: "We are not keeping up with demand, we just don't have enough pseudoephedrine"
Boss: "Well then hire some more pseudo gnomes!"
Boss: "Well then hire some more pseudo gnomes!"
by aqaqa11111 January 29, 2016
Adjective
Only slightly productive or unproductive; lying on a spectrum between "total waste of oxygen" and "you solved world hunger"
Only slightly productive or unproductive; lying on a spectrum between "total waste of oxygen" and "you solved world hunger"
Instead of choosing between studying and Netflix, i chose to be pseudo-productive and do a bit of both
by The annoynce jen July 23, 2022
Only slightly productive or unproductive; lying on a spectrum between "total waste of oxygen" and "you solved world hunger"
Instead of choosing between watching TV and doing work i decided to be pseudo-productive and do a bit of both
by The annoynce jen August 2, 2022