pool attendant

A piece of shit that doesn't know how to do their job.

manager: can u clean the waterslide?
pool attendant: ...
*doesn't clean waterslide*

by lovedrunk97 March 10, 2017

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Dirthy Pool

A special type of heated spa

"This Dirthy Pool is great to drown people in!"

by Rednaxela123vnvdivinve February 3, 2012

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An individual typically lacking teeth, is normally a redneck with loose clothes, or extremely tight clothes, who has owned a pool for over 8 years and has no idea what they are doing with it. They will insist that you are the reason their pool is green, even though they can't follow simple directions. Normally looking for an O-Ring or a gasket. You might smell them before you see them. They will also mess up your Golden Tee game before trying to return an open bottle of algaecide.

That pool walker just asked if we sell sand pumps.

by carson neal June 28, 2023

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Poole (Dorset)

Poole is a town next to Bournemouth filled with children who think they are very big and scary. Also the Crackheads that roam the town centre barking at people. I sadly live in this shithole please get me out.

'Poole (Dorset) is really nice' 'I don't want to be friends with you after saying that'

by JamieTranspotter October 27, 2023

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Poole hospital

A curious building, full of weak and vulnerable creatures such as Ben Pease. Those who enter are often found in the garbage out the back. Treatment usually stretches across a couple of months when illegal working numbers are low. Poole Hospital isn't a place for the faint hearted, nor' the British.

I just got caught up in a brawl, in the Poole hospital reception. A one armed kid just knicked the last free magazine .

by YungBoiOfAtlanta December 10, 2018

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