Poot

To toot on a person then poop

See skart.

Mike was a poot he was laughing like a laggard and then he changed his clothes.

by GluftenEed December 08, 2017

Poot

When milk has a little bit of brown and gets frozen in time

I accidentally pooted again

by Chuggus July 09, 2021

Poot

A disappointing cumshot.

I wanted to bang my girlfriend, but all I could muster was a few poots a cum.

by Hob Nobben May 13, 2019

Poot

Small unit of measurement, like a teaspoon.

He only gave me a poot of cum

by mintyjuices October 23, 2020

Poot

An abbreviated version of the classic Puto sexual slur. Appropriate for use at work; SFW (safe for work) , especially when directed at supervisors. Guys named Obet or Raymundo especially like being given this moniker.

Sup Poot.

by Señorff October 11, 2021

poot

A high pitched fart, that sounds like a misplayed trumpet note.

Did you just poot? Or maybe you forgot to tell me that you've started learning the trumpet?

by lawrence De Plume September 02, 2019

Poots

Poots is slang for a desktop computer (PC).

"I'm getting on the Poots" - My Dad

by CaptainArc December 01, 2021