Piper clown

An arrogant man who says Piper down, speaking of himself in 3rd person, advertising his electrical and automotive skills and thus becomes Piper clown as the name Piper down is an indirect way of showing off sexual (unwanted) availability

My boyfriend advertised his business as Piper down, he ends up looking like Piper clown.

by Dangen123$ November 30, 2018

The Pipers Beak

A condition resulting in a vast amount of excess forskin collecting at the tip of a gentelman's penis...may smell as a consequence of the cheesey deposit found under the skin

'put it away gangster!-u got The pipers Beak bad!'

'Sorry lad...does it stink?'

'Lets av a wiff......na, ur good!'

by Gorillamonsoon 12345 May 08, 2009

Tornado Piper

Flush the toilet the instant you sit down and poop before the water leaves.

I had to shit so badly in a hurry that I had to make a Tornado Piper

by Extendococks January 16, 2019

Anti-piper

Its a deadly Disease that is easily spread and you can die from it

Wow I am feeling anti-piper today

by Meawesomecoollikeme June 17, 2022

Pipered

To get incredibly drunk and messed up no matter the time or day

Anyone else see how pipered Sam got after we won the league?

by AdrianR42 June 27, 2022

Piper girls

Piper girls are girls that want to save turtles but don't have metal straw and has nails done also wears scrunchies on ankle and truly believe she is one of a kind with either messy bun or half up half down hair

I wish to part of the piper girls

by Messy bun 190 July 29, 2019

Piper girls

Girls that wear scrunchies on her ankle and has half up and half down hair style with nails done that also wants to save turtles but don't have a metal straw

I am a Piper girls

by Messy bun 190 July 29, 2019