Philter Phail

When an online game such as RuneScape blocks a word like "Poof", so you are forced to write "p()()f".

David: Man, I was so just 'bout to say that but I got ****** by a random event.

Lil' timmy: p()()fed?

David: yea. dis philter phails.

by Anti Bit February 3, 2009

Phattyhog

Someone who is lazy, and sits around playing scrabble and eating chocolate.

Jenna is a phattyhog.

by Fred88888 October 30, 2010

pitted out

A shirt that you've you've owned and worn for so long that the underarms are 90% caked-on antiperspirant, often yellowing and causing pit stains.

Isn't my 1978 vintage tour shirt sweet?

No, dude, look at the sleeves. It's totally pitted out. Use some hydrogen peroxide or get rid of it.

by Sterling Duchess Archer April 24, 2015

Philthy Mickelson

Phil Mickelson, the famous golfer, is less well known for being a little bitch who refused to sign an autograph for /u/Checkers10160. He also gave /u/grismas aunt the clap and has become immortalised in this nifty little euphemism.

My aunt was on the receiving end of a Philthy Mickelson. I'm not sure she will recover.

by Do_not_reply_to_me October 1, 2017

phatty bong rip

When chonger legends milky a phat bong and take all the smoke back leaving you nearly crying and coughing everywhere.

Josh: shit why is Lucy coughing so much
Mickel: cause Lucy just had a phatty bong rip

by Sesh gyaldem April 16, 2019

phito

The obvious and very correct spelling of the fake word "photo". Yes, I'm right. What are you talking about?

"WAIT WHERE THE ORIGINAL PHITO"

by JamDoesntKnowWhatToDo October 27, 2020

Pittie

When your tittie gets stuck in your arm pit.

Last night I laid down and I had the worst pittie.

by Cat Drost 2525 October 6, 2020