I'm so horney for you I'm gonna do you penguin style from the door to the bed and I'm not planning on taking my shoes off.
by GeezusJizz August 8, 2016

Verb: Wank, Male masturbation, Bash the bishop, Pull the trouser snake
but often used in winter (hence the penguin reference)
but often used in winter (hence the penguin reference)
Guy 1: Dude, my girlfriend's outta town for the holidays, guess I'm gonna have to toss the penguin
Guy 2: That sucks man maybe you could have phone sex?
Guy 2: That sucks man maybe you could have phone sex?
by Alisonyankee December 6, 2010

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by Rafiki019 October 6, 2011

Drinking an excessive amount of alcohol prior to a pittsburgh penguins hockey game. On walk to the rink, checking is bound to occur. Inebriation may results in fighting at end of game and lack of memory in morning. Another result may be strained relationship with spouse and/or girlfriend.
by Billy Bob Heinz December 1, 2007

How is it possible that you've beat off 6 times today dude?
I'm a sexual penguin, no choice in the matter. Fuck off.
I'm a sexual penguin, no choice in the matter. Fuck off.
by CDC720 January 6, 2013

When one's jeans are worn too low, the crotch area sags below the person's actual crotch area. This is often a symptom of ill-fitting pants.
by pkthree December 6, 2006
